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Created by Ouroboros 2 weeks, 6 days ago
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Interesting, but that's not the whole story. I mean you really have to hand it to these people. It's absolutely Lovecraftian. The most faithful, the most devout, these are the ones rewarded by being eaten first. McConnell, this turtlehead put it ALL on the LINE time and time again. This was a fo'realz ride or die nigga. He don't take a god DAMN thing off the hands of a BLUE. RED4LYFE! Yo. I mean the man looked the nation in the eye and said he knew the Constitution granted Obama the right to choose the Supreme Court Justice but that he didn't give a fuck, he was going to hold that seat come hell or high water til a suitable President took office. Whatever one might think of Obama that was his right under the fucking LAW OF THE LAND. That is what the Constitution is, the very foundation of our government and our society. And he stared everybody, not just Hildogs and Bern victims, every body down. And that alone, the confirmation of Gorsuch, is the single jewel in the current administrations crown. And this damn bill. I mean this guy kept going when lesser men would have given up. They pushed the envelope so hard that they created a legislative worm hole into another dimension. At one point they took a vote on voting and then had a vote where no one even knew what exactly was being voted on. But when all is said and done the blame for non passage really rests with the CBO. They were working under reconciliation to prevent a BLUE TEAM filibuster which has some restrictions, one of which is the shit has to be scored. So even with all the Repeal Replace sloganeering what people HEARD was the CBO saying oh this one kills 30 million and this one kills 23 million and this one here only kills 16 million. I know they didn't actually say it would kill people. Just that was the number of people going to lose their insurance. But the narrative was definitely the REDS intended to fuck you over so hard and while they break it off up in ya they're going to make it RAIN like a mother fucker on their Masonic Uber Rich Elite Illuminati God Kings. "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" So it was DOA, no actually the fucker was stillborn. OK, let's be honest. McCain performed an abortion on Mitch and delivered not the expected hell spawn but a dessicated corpse. They even gave it a name, Bill 'Skinny' Repeal.

And you are well aware the Dark Lord does not tolerate failure.

The Tweet Heard Round The World.

The whole fucking planet was blindsided by that poop tweet. We were so knocked off guard that we forgot hey Twitter posts are not law. And there was absolutely no direction given, or follow up from the Whitehouse Water Closet so we all rolled over and went back to sleep. I hear there is actually some method behind the madness but regardless it failed to mollify the mob circling the wagons around The Most Distinguished and Honorable Attorney General of these United States, former Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Third of the Fine State of Alabama who vowed there would be HELL TO PAY if even a single alabaster hair atop his pate were to suffer.

And Mueller at this point, well he is well protected. Ironically more from the ongoing massacre occuring at Mar-a-Lago 1600 than any paper shield cobbled up by this bunch of amateurs. I mean they can't even repeal legislation they've been practicing on for SEVEN years. What a load of Lusers.

And the Big Guy? He don't give a shit. Seriously he hears shit and reads shit and then just strings words together. He has no plan. He has no vision. He don't even have a clue whats going on. Obviously. Oh big investigation into ties with Russia? Well then I never met any Russians.
What about this meeting? Oh those weren't Russians, they were Russians? Really? Well they didn't look like Russians. Should I have asked for ID?
What about when they introduced themseleves as Russians. That didn't clue you in? I wasn't paying any attention I was trying to get up closer and maybe grab me some of that pussy.
And how many attended the meeting? Oh it was just a couple of people. One or two, maybe uh like four or so uh possibly eight, yeah definitely no more than eight. Just a small little get together have a nice little chat about uh . . . ADOPTING POOR LITTLE ORPHANS . . . that's the ticket!

Oh yeah, Tman wasn't involved in that, yeah hands clean, except oh look did he make up the story for Junior? What? Oh man, I have to admit T-rex has some balls. No brains but great big bouncing balls. He don't give a fuck. All he knows is he won the election. And apparently in his mind the election was some kind of game show and America is the prize. And now that he's running things he wants it to be like a cage match. He has every body up there swinging ladders and throwing people out of the ring into tables.

Oh I gotta run, a black helicopter just parked on the lawn. Let me go see what they want. Be right back.


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Created by Ouroboros 1 month, 1 week ago
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Over five thousand feet above the level sea several dozen fools strong gather together from across The Centennial State every week in the windowless back room of a mysterious coffee shop.

They have met 16 times since March.

They have no leaders, no formal hierarchy and no enforced ideology.

They share a common quest for answers about the Universe in which we find ourselves.
They’re thousands strong — perhaps one in every 500 — and have proponents at the highest levels of science, sports, journalism and arts.
Still, many use pseudonyms, or only give first names due to public persecution, derision, ridicule and the threat of reprisal. Members keep to the shadows unwilling to discuss that which they know to be true. The terrible truth that most of us refuse to acknowledge.

“There’s so much evidence once you set aside your preprogrammed learning and begin to look at things objectively with a critical eye. You learn soon that what we’re taught is mainly propaganda.”

says Bob Knodel, former engineer of 35 years and who now has a YouTube Channel with nearly two million views across his vast library of 135 videos. Videos that seek to educate those with an open mind and point out the folly of those still stuck in the Enlightenment. “I’ve researched conspiracies for a long time,” he says. “I’ve looked very critically at NASA. Why is it that the astronauts have conflicting stories about the sky? Is it bright with stars, or a deep velvet black?”
His wife, Cami, tells us, "Our YouTube channel gets people to critically think."

Mark Sargent worked as a software analyst in Boulder for 20 years before relocating to Seattle. He can recall the date, Feb. 10, 2015. That is when he created his channel that has ignited a fire storm in the online world. His channel has amassed 7.7 million video views and almost 40,000 regular subscribers. The 49-year-old has made 600 YouTube videos and been interviewed more than 120 times. Like nearly every member of the movement, Sargent converted late in life. “It was interesting, but I didn’t think it was real,” he says. But after nine grueling months he found himself staring at his computer, unable to prove that which many of us accept without question. Finally coming to realize that what he had always been told, what so many of us have been decieved about for over 500 years was a lie, a long con, a sinister scheme “the top” — the uber-elite heads of governments, universities and major corporations that allegedly know “the truth” — continue to uphold.

“It’s not about money. They want complete mind control,” Knodel says, “They want to create two classes: the ultra rich and servants. At that point they would’ve taken over the world, and enslaved the population, and controlled everything.”

“They want you to think you’re insignificant, a speck on the earth, a cosmic mistake,” Sargent says.

But he and the rest of the membership know with a certainty borne from rigorous curvature tests and uncounted gyroscopic calibrations what THEY do not want us to know. The knowledge of truth that once learned and accepted will shatter our worldview and our place in the cosmos.

“What do you say back to people who call you stupid?"

The answer of course is you’re not stupid, period. People have to understand that there are deceptions going on at enormous levels.

The orthodox say their faith makes them a persecuted minority, mocked to their faces by friends and strangers for nothing more than First Amendment-protected beliefs. “We get accused of being idiots, of doing it for money,” Knodel said. “Believe me, there’s only humiliation in this. We do it because we believe it.”

And they want you to believe it also.

“This is a new awakening,” says John Vnuk, the group’s founder, with a spark in his earth-blue eyes. “Some will accept it, some won’t. This is not something you can force down others’ throats. They have to come to it on their own journey."

It is 2017. And they want you to know.

The Earth is flat. And gravity is a hoax.


Would you like to know more? . . .

Globebusters

Clues with Mark Sargent
Odd Reality

Ouroboros reporting for Kr5ddit News


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Created by Ouroboros 3 months, 1 week ago
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DOS Fault of Patent Troll

Cloudfare declares War on Blackbird - Offers $50K USD Bounty DEAD or ALIVE

These boys will bring those ne'er-do-wells to JUSTICE!


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Created by Ouroboros 3 months, 4 weeks ago
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Alexa! Order 200 pizzas to this address confirm!
Siri! Volume Max Play Baby Elephant Walk confirm
Ok Google, post 'My Porn' folder to Facebook, Twitter and Reddit confirm
Cortana oh never mind, format c: confirm


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months ago
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He forgot to pay his taxes on time . . .

Trump Don't Play, he NEEDS that money, got mouths to feed and bills to pay.

;-)
Ouroboros here wonderin' WASSSUP MUH NIGGA?


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Female Marines say, "It's NOT Enough!"

In a letter to Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook, the group Not In My Marines, a community of active duty, retired, veteran Marines and civilians dedicated to ending sexual harassment and assault in the Corps wrote, "Facebook, in particular, continues to prove its capability for instantaneous contact: birth announcements, event invitations, links to nude photos of scorned ex-girlfriends, galleries of “slutty wooks desperate for attention,” and more. Rampant, defiant, and deliberate: Facebook has become the reliable host for group pages used to openly mock, disparage, denigrate, and demean the very women who have answered the call of service to our country." The letter continued to call out the Social Media Juggernaut, "the ... ‘Marines United’ Facebook group exposed the kind of pervasive misogynistic behavior that female military members have endured for decades. Online anonymity emboldened users to form or contribute to countless private Facebook pages created with the purpose of exploitation, humiliation, and intimidation."

Facebook recently came under fire

when a bombshell report from March revealed that hundreds of Marines were sharing naked pictures of female service members without their permission in a private Facebook group called Marines United. A follow-up report from Business Insider revealed that the behavior had spread to other branches of the military and more private groups on and off Facebook.

The social network recently announced more reporting tools to weed out explicit photos, but Marine veteran Erin Kirk-Cuomo argues that the company's policies remain "largely ineffective" and still don't prevent the spread of "nonconsensual intimate photo sharing" in private, invite-only groups.

Not In My Marine Corps on Facebook


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 1 week ago
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Pharoah, who was most famous for his portrayal of President Barack Obama,

says that he was put into an “impression box” where he was asked to do all the black impressions on the show. But when he refused to do certain bits, such as wearing a dress, the reaction was, “‘What do you mean, you’re not doing it?!'”



The comedian’s contract with “SNL” was not renewed last summer, after starring on the NBC series for six seasons. He alleges that the show almost fired him for speaking up about the lack of diversity among the cast, calling the series, “Wonder Bread — straight up.”

“I was at the audition and me speaking up, they were ready to get rid of me in 2013 when I spoke up,” he said about the casting call for African-American women. “When I said what I said and it went viral … I almost lost my job.”

“I’m just a little more affirmative than some of the other cast members. A lot of people are scared of Lorne. Lorne, I respect the hell out of him,” he said. “I like Lorne. Ain’t no problem with Lorne Michaels … there ain’t no beef with Lorne. We’re on good graces and everything, but there have been some shaky times and that time was a shaky time.”

“If you really noticed, for the last year and a half, they didn’t do any Obama sketches at all. I was like, ‘Just let me do my character, and we’ll be fine.’ They didn’t want to do that, No disrespect to them, but I kind of feel like they gave up … gave up on the Obama thing … I think it was just a whatever attitude.”

As for what he'll be doing post-SNL there is no reason to be concerned. Pharoah has landed the lead role on Showtime’s upcoming series “White Famous.” and he continues to do stand-up. He said, “I’ve got superfans. They show up to my shows and they say, ‘Fuck ‘SNL.” I’m like, ‘Wow, I feel you, my nigger.'”

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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 1 week ago
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It’s hard to think of Brazil

and not imagine their luscious rain forest, paradise beaches, the exotic sounds of samba, lambada, and the sexy moves of martial arts, capoeira.

This country exudes sensuality without even trying. The largest country in South America even boasts of some of the most beautiful women in the world.

Just when you think Brazil cannot get anymore sexy, they come up with . . .


ErotikaLand

Set to open in 2018 in the town of Piracicaba, (Bride of the Hills). The amusement park will be very similar to other parks around the globe.

Except the theme will be around sex.

Rides shaped in the form of male and female genitalia

Proposed map of the park

Some of the 'attractions' of the park will include:


    Aphrodisac treats along with the traditional popcorn & soda
    Rides shaped in the form of male and female genitalia
    Erotic sculpture garden
    Cinema with vibrating seats
    Nudist pool with water slide
    A Museum of Sex
    Along with souvenirs shops will sell sex toys

Admission has not been detirmined but developers predict it will be the Brazilian equivalent of around $100 USD per person. Clothing is of course, optional. The devs say that sex will be prohibited in the public area however they plan to have both hotels and private bungalos to rent. The park will only be open to adults.

The park is expected to create 250 new jobs. "This won't be a place for nuns, but it's not like we're trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah," says Mauro Morata, the businessman leading the project.

Not everyone is onboard. Members of the city council for example do not want Piracicaba to be known as 'The Capitol of Sex'. Also a powerful political group, the Christian Socialist Party is opposed to the project.

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Created by Ouroboros 4 months ago
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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 3 weeks ago
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The phrase “fake news” has been used by Trump to discredit responsible reporting that he dislikes. But 60 Minutes’ investigation looks at truly fake news.

"It went from a few people buzzing about something online or inside of chat rooms that we never would have seen before, to suddenly being blasted to millions and millions of people.”

“Danger and Play” is written by Michael Cernovich, a Southern California lawyer who describes himself as “right-of-center politically,” but who has become a magnet for readers with a taste for stories, which CBSs Scott Pelley says have no basis in fact.

          Scott Pelley: These news stories are fakes.

          Michael Cernovich: They’re definitely not fake.

          Scott Pelley: They’re lies.

          Michael Cernovich: They’re not lies at all. 100-percent true. ... I don’t say anything that I don’t believe.

“What I’m doing is, it’s punchy, it’s fun, it’s counterintuitive, it’s counter-narrative, and it’s information that you’re not gonna see everywhere else.”

CBS wanted to see how bot nets worked and purchased 5000 bots from a russian website that cost only a couple hundred bucks. Using the bots they were able to get their twitter post retweeted 3,200 times.

'Facebook and Twitter can be fooled by bots. Our imposters expanded the reach of our message 9,000 percent.'

How fake news becomes a popular, trending topic by Scott Pelley

Could this be a good hobby for you OB? What would you do with $10k in cheese a month?

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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 3 weeks ago
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Calexit Campaign Supported by Russia

Ties between the 'Yes California' campaign and an "anti-globalist" Russian group that has received funding from the Kremlin

CALIFORNIA NATIONHOOD. INITIATIVE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT AND STATUTE. Repeals provision in California Constitution stating California is an inseparable part of the United States and that the United States Constitution is the supreme law of the land. Places question of whether California should become a separate country on a future ballot. Treats result of such future vote as declaration of independence from the United States if 50 percent of registered voters participate and 55 percent of those voting approve. Requires Governor to request California admission to the United Nations if voters approve independence. Summary of estimate by Legislative Analyst and Director of Finance of fiscal impact on state and local government: The fiscal impact of this measure is dependent on various factors, including a vote by the people on this measure, a subsequent vote on California independence, possible legal challenges, and implementation issues. Assuming that California actually became an independent nation, the state and its local governments would experience major, but unknown, budgetary impacts. This measure also would result in tens of millions of dollars of one-time state and local election costs.

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From Cali, this is Ouroboros


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 4 weeks ago
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@RealOrionBlastar on CNN


United Fools on CNN

Blastar (in back) and his posse cruising for SJWs and Feminasties to terrorize.


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 4 weeks ago
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The National Aeronautical and Space Administration (NASA) Shut Down over Social Justice Tweets

Whitehouse issues public apology for 'Disgusting & Unprofessional Agency'

The situation began when astronomers using the Hubble telescope detected a quasar named 3C 186 which was offset from its galaxys center. The quasar is the visible energetic signature of the singularity normally found at the center of a galaxy. Astronomers theorize that 3C 186 had been ejected from the galaxy by gravity waves produced when one galaxy collided with another.

The problem came about due to language used by scientists at NASA. Repeatedly referring to the quasar as a 'Massive Black Hole' Social Justice Warriors took to social media denouncing the politically incorrect language.

"How dare they in this day and age refer to this poor quasar as a Black hole. They could have simply referred to the object as a Hole of Color"

"They just assume it was ejected. Maybe it left on its own to try to find itself"

"NASA reports sighting of 'Massive Black Hole' Are we fat-shaming celestial objects now?"

"NASty-ASStronomers say the galaxies collided like it was an accident or something. Looks like galaxy RAPE to me."

"TRIGGERED"

Less than twenty-four hours after the announcment and the subsequent twitterstorm erupted officials met in an emergency session to cancel all funding to the space agency. A public apology was issued by the White House Anti-Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

As for current and future planned space projects the administration has decided to out-source them to the Russians. "We've worked very closely with the Russians before and they have an unbelievable Space program really great, not like this bunch of goofballs we inherited from Obama. The Russians are really great with this technology stuff believe me, I know. Really, their program is very good, very safe. They have the best safety record of any space agency and I trust them to use the cash we send them efficiently and in the best interests of both our Nations." remarked Donald "I'm President and You're Not" Trump during a late-night cocaine-fueled tweet-gasm.

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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 3 weeks ago
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Adding to the complexities of this play is the role of women

and how they are treated and seen across both Western and Eastern cultures.

I was fascinated with what shift would happen if our Tiger was a grand matriarch type figure, a regal and wonderful woman who had been displaced, caged and neglected. To me this is representative of the confines and abuse women have suffered and continue to suffer across the globe


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 4 weeks ago
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A computer program is trying to learn common sense by analysing images 24 hours a day.

The Never Ending Image Learner (NEIL) program is being run at Carnegie Mellon University in the United States. The work is being funded by the US Department of Defense's Office of Naval Research and Google.
Since July, the NEIL program has looked at three million images. The team working on the project hopes that NEIL will learn relationships between different items without being taught. Abhinav Gupta, assistant research professor in Carnegie Mellon's Robotics Institute said,
"These images include a lot of common sense information about the world. People learn this by themselves and, with NEIL, we hope that computers will do so as well."


All I know is that you need a neural net darling. The bigger the better. You can probably order one from Amazon.


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 2 weeks ago
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Here's some REAL news, These are NOT Fake!

I swear! Nothing fake about ME!


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 4 weeks ago
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Did Former National Security Adviser, Michael Flynn Cut A Deal with FBI over Russiagate?

Sources say Mike Flynn may have turned on Trump and become a witness for the FBI

Rumors are swirling that Pres. Donald Trump’s ousted national security adviser Mike Flynn has cut a deal with the FBI and may be informing on the president.

CNN national security analyst Juliette Kayyem discussed the possibility on Friday night when she said that former Trump foreign policy consultant Carter Page, ex-campaign manager Paul Manafort and longtime Trump ally Roger Stone will all testify before the House Intelligence Committee regarding their ties to Russia.

“It’s not that interesting to me because I don’t think they’ll be under oath,” Kayyem said. “The one name not mentioned is a name I mention often on this show: Mike Flynn, the former national security adviser.”

“It is starting to look like — from my sources and from open reporting — that Mike Flynn is the one who may have a deal with the FBI and that’s why we have not heard from him for some time,” she said.

If this proves to be unfake then, "Oh MY!"
The Trumpkin sure has suffered this week.

This is Ouroboros, Happy Monday!


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Created by Ouroboros 4 months, 3 weeks ago
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A decade ago that comment would have killed kreddit.com.
Oh how far have we fallen!


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Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 1 week ago
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Deep In The Heart of Texas

Corporal punishment is a time-honored tradition down South

"Spare thy rod, Spoil thy Child"

Satanists Want To Change That

A Texas town got a perhaps surprising message from a Satanic Temple this week over a controversial practice allowed in schools across the state.
"Never be hit again in school. Exercise your religious freedoms," reads the billboard, taking aim at corporal punishment, which is allowed in Texas. The billboard has the Satanic Temple logo and lists the website ProtectChildrenProject.com, which is aimed at dismantling corporal punishment.

As news station WFAA reports, putting the billboard in Springtown (about 25 miles from Fort Worth) is a strategic move since spanking students was a point of controversy for Springtown ISD a few years ago.
In 2012, a male assistant principal at Springtown High School spanked two female students.

"We are putting the worst school districts on notice by posting billboards near their schools announcing that students no longer have to be subjected to their sadistic practices," the Protect Children Project website reads. "The Satanic Temple religiously believes in bodily autonomy, this kind of abuse is a violation of your civil rights."

AND THAT'S NOT ALL . . .

In Portland Or., The Satanic Temple has succeeded in bringing an after-school program known as "After School Satan" to elementary students in the area.

Group leader Finn Rezz says their program focuses “on science and rational thinking,” and it will promote “benevolence and empathy for everybody.” The group seeks to counter the influence of Christian after-school programs, such as Good News Clubs. Such programs have popped up at schools in the wake of a 2001 U.S. Supreme Court ruling that paved the way for religious organizations to establish after-school activities at public school facilities.

And the Satanic Temple is also leading the fight against new Abortion Laws in Texas.

Jesus said, 'Suffer the children . . .' Satan says, 'Children shouldn't have to suffer'

Have we really slipped through a wormhole into some kind of Mirror Universe?

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and I'm taking damn day off and go to damn Satan Spa.

HAPPY DEMON PATRICK DAY!

Source: Houston Chronicle, FT Worth Star-Telegram, Twitter


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Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 1 week ago
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There are multiple ways to ingest Medical Marijuana. However, the chief way is by smoking or vaping the herb. Canadian scientists and medical doctors say we're all 'doing it wrong'. Both Health Canada and the Canadian Medical Association are both formally opposed to the inhalation of anything burned. This is why many doctors in Canada are actually against medical marijuana, says association spokesman Jeff Blackmer. After all, one doctor pointed out, we know opiate-based painkillers reduce pain—but we don’t have doctors suggesting we should legalize smoking opium.

So what to do?

The smartest solution is to bend over and take your medical cannabis up the rectum. In many prisons in the states this form of ingestion is referred to as "keistering" as in 'Jamming it up your keister.'

Jam it up your keister!

Mikhail Kogan medical director at the Center for Integrative Medicine at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. “sees no reason for people to smoke marijuana medically anymore.”

For one, it’s inefficient. Though most of us would argue the effects of smoked cannabis upon the brain and body are immediate, Kogan argues that the lungs make absorbing “enough” of the drug “difficult.” And edibles are no solution, because gastric acids get in the way.

Therefore, the best ways to consume medical cannabis is via other means. Like under the tongue, with a sublingual tincture—or up the bum, with an as-yet-to-be-marketed marijuana suppository.

“Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption,” says Kogan, “You can put a lot more in and it gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration.”

Rectal suppositories are by far the best option for patients suffering from serious illnesses like cancer. As much as 70 percent of the cannabis is absorbed through the “thin” intestinal wall after a rectal administration. Not only is it efficient, anal cannabis is fast acting.

You’ll know it’s working when you feel a “warm, liquid feeling that starts in the pelvis and spreads throughout the rest of the body,”

The cannabis will take effect within 10 to 15 minutes, and last for up to eight hours.

You’ll know it’s working when you feel a “warm, liquid feeling that starts in the pelvis and spreads throughout the rest of the body,” according to Pamela Hadfield, the co-founder of cannabis physician on-demand service Hello MD. “If you’ve been experiencing pain or anxiety, the symptoms will likely begin to subside immediately.”

No major companies are currently offering MJ Suppositories. Most cannabis suppositories available are homemade capsules filled with a combination of coconut oil or something similar and full-plant cannabis oil.

In the United States medical cannabis market, the best-known suppository to be marketed and sold, is a vaginal suppository, intended to help women with menstrual-related cramping and pain.

This is Ouroboros reporting for Kr5ddit News

Source: High Times Magazine


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Created by Ouroboros 5 months ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#8337]

I still have my flamethrower darling


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1.98
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 1 week ago
[ 1.98 | 0.00 ] [#8136]

I'm Mad And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore

Feminists in Texas have about had it up to HERE with the callous patriarchical government of old white men deciding what is good for women's health.

Texas state rep Jessica Farrar has introduced legislation that would fine Texas men $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions"; it forces men seeking vasectomies or Viagra prescriptions to undergo medically unnecessary rectal exams, and would require them to review a government pamphlet called "A Man's Right to Know."

. . . fines Texas men $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions"

The bill mirrors provisions in a 2011 Texas law that requires doctors to sexually assault women seeking abortions by inserting medically unnecessary probes into their vaginas, and then forces the women to read a Texas government pamphlet called "A Woman's Right to Know."

Farrar's bill also immunizes doctors who refuse to prescribe Viagra or perform vasectomies from lawsuits, provided they commit this malpractice under color of their "personal, moralistic or religious belief" -- another provision lifted from the 2011 anti-abortion law.

Farrar's bill penalizes masturbatory emissions outside a vagina or a medical facility, describing them as "an act against an unborn child" that fails to preserve "the sanctity of life."

Fines collected under the measure would be funneled to the Department of Family and Protective Services for the care of children. The lawmaker proposes that the state keep a registry of private hospitals and organizations that counsel men to stay "fully abstinent," offer physicians to supervise masturbation and store semen for future conception.

penalizes masturbatory emissions outside a vagina or a medical facility, describing them as "an act against an unborn child"

Men seeking a vasectomy, a colonoscopy or a Viagra prescription would first undergo a "medically unnecessary" digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imaging of the rectum, per Farrar's bill. After the exam, men would have to wait at least 24 hours before they could get the procedure or the prescription they wanted.

These provisions of the Democrat's bill echo the 2011 Texas law requiring women to take two trips to a clinic to get an abortion. The bill also calls on the state to include medically accurate and objective information in its booklet for men.

This is Ouroboros reporting for Kr5ddit News

Source: Dallas Morning News
Other Sources: www.chron.com and boingboing.com


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Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 4.00 | 0.00 ] [#8031]

Australia ?

OR

Scooby Doo???



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1.00
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 1.00 | 0.00 ] [#8096]

American political dissident and robot apologist Shia "BahgelDadi" LeBouef had set up anti-government headquarters at The Museum of the Moving Image in Queens NY. However, he and his band of rebels were thrown out after the Museum became a "flashpoint of violence". With neighbors in the area complaining of loud noises late at night and the smell of marijuana and possibly other drugs being used.

The rebels gather under the slogan "He Will Not Divide Us" referring to the Administration of President Donald Trump. LeBouef and his gang had set up a live stream pirate radio to send coded messages to his followers throught the US in opposition to the legally elected government.
The stream’s founder, Transformers star LaBeouf, had intended for the exhibit to last the full term of Donald Trump’s presidency. But as it became a gathering point of Patriotic Pro-Government neo-Nazis at late hours, it was all but inevitable the project would not last more than a matter of days.

He Will Not Divide Us began with a clear message of dissent beginning on Inauguration Day. Hundreds gathered for the spectacle and to see infamous political agitators like Labeouf and Jaden Smith. For the first few days the scene was filled with insurgents against Trump, and the camera feed was devoted to people chanting the mantra “He Will Not Divide Us.”

LaBeouf filled with homicidal rage and on the brink of mental instability eventually snapped and was arrested after violently assaulting a man engaged in peaceful protest against the insurgents.

It did not take long, however, before the patriot partisans gathered to shut down the enemies of the American people. The message board 4chan caught wind of the livestream and soon their best and brightest provocateurs began appearing on camera.

LaBeouf filled with homicidal rage and on the brink of mental instability eventually snapped and was arrested after violently assaulting a man engaged in peaceful protest against the insurgents.
His lieutenant, one "Paperboy Prince", an African American male with neon died hair, flamboyant clothing and possible ties to Black Power groups became the face of the “Resistance” camp.

"I went to the livestream the weekend after LaBeouf was arrested. On a Saturday night it was almost 75 percent Trump supporters, peacefully camping out and eating pizza." There were 4channers with Naruto headbands and one holding a waifu pillow. There were Proud Boys, members of beloved radio personalty Gavin McInnes’ online movement of men “proud of their boys.” The scene was both tense and jubilant with about six cops surveying the scene at any one time. The city had to allocate around the clock police presence to keep the area from descending into violence.

The exhibit was not easy for museum staff either. They went from running a quiet film museum to having to manage a raucous late night combat zone. Paperboy Prince said he saw the museum manager out as late as four in the morning.
Alt right hero Sam Hyde came to the stream and led the patriots in chants of "Blue Lives Matter!" and deriding the rebels yells of 'He will not divide us' with answering calls of “he will nut inside us.”

After being evicted from the museum, LeBeouf and his band of rebel insurgents moved to an undisclosed location were Labeouf and two other anti-American agitators, Rönko and Turner, intended to stay for the duration of Trump’s presidency. The stream was pointed upwards to the sky to a flag that said “He Will Not Divide Us.”

Sam Hyde came to the stream and led the patriots in chants of "Blue Lives Matter!" and deriding the rebels yells of 'He will not divide us' with answering calls of “he will nut inside us.”

The claim that the flag would stay there for the “duration” was taken as a challenge by the patriots at 4chan. They were given a seemingly insurmountable task to play the greatest game of capture the flag ever played. No clues tipped them to the location. But somehow, with the power of determination and pride of country, they found it and they trolled it hard.

The search began on March 8 and was immediately narrowed when Labeouf was spotted on social media at a diner in Greenville, Tennessee, although some in the thread still believed the flag was in the Great Lakes area due to wind patterns. The time of the sunset in Greenville matched with the time of sunset on the stream, and so did the weather on local weather reports.

4channers began looking into flight patterns. One of the few clues available on the stream were the contrails left by airplanes. Greenville was finally confirmed as the location after two planes observed on online flight radars intersected over the town and were seen on the stream.

Finally when three planes flew over the area, 4channers were able to triangulate an approximate location of the flag.

This area was too large to search unfortunately. The 4channers began looking to the stars, using ancient astronomy to help map the direction of the camera and pinpoint a more precise location.

'... the greatest game of capture the flag ever played.'

The trail led into a field on private property where nearby Tennessee based 4channers were standing by to capture the flag. After scoping out the area for hours they finally made a move. The anonymous group stole the “He Will Not Divide Us” flag and replaced it with a Trump “Make America Great Again” hat and a Pepe the Frog t-shirt.

The flag pole was left barren on the stream all morning, until Labeouf and co. finally turned the stream completely off in utter defeat.

This is Ouroboros with Kr5ddit News reporting . . .

Source: Heatstreet Technology:
"The Rise and Fall of Shia LaBeouf’s ‘He Will Not Divide Us’ Livestream
& ‘He Will Not Divide Us’ Livestream Placed in Middle of Nowhere, but 4chan Still Found Way to Troll It


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1.00
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 1.00 | 0.00 ] [#8032]

Kr5otD stands for (Kr5ddit 5hitpost of the Day)

by Editorial directive we will strive to bring the shittiest stuff on the Tubes, but it will be often and plentiful. ;-)
Enjoy!!!



Don't be a wallflower! Join in on the fun! It's hella easy and we want to hear from YOU!
Welcome to the future... welcome to kr5ddit.com
.
a) Get an account,
b) Buy some Kr5dditz on the Exchange
c) Tell us what floats YOUR boat, what GRINDS your Gears, Tell us about the Most Important Person in the World: YOU!
d) PROFIT!


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2.01
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 2.01 | 0.00 ] [#7992]

Oh he's SO cute!


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2.76
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 2.76 | 0.00 ] [#7949]

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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#8065]

I was never a member of the kuro5hin and dsmb cabals... I'm not on your secret mailing lists and I don't work in the shadows.
Speak to MDC. He is the Grand Troll and Potentate of the Secret Kabal. I'm certain he would be happy to put you on THE LIST.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then you can take THE OATH and learn the HANDSHAKE.
You may think it's about BANANAS but that's just code. Nothing is done without Mike's approval.

You see, you and others are trying to play checkers while Mike is playing 3D Chess and is eight moves ahead.


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5.00
Created by Ouroboros 6 months ago
[ 5.00 | 0.00 ] [#7730]

Icelandic President Gudni Thorlacius Johannesson ignited a global debate this week by suggesting that he would ban pineapples as a topping on pizza.

Johannesson made the comment during a visit last week to a high school in Akureyri, a town in northern Iceland.

However, things took a turn when Johannesson was asked whether he liked pineapple on his pizza. According to reports in the Icelandic media, the president said he was “firmly opposed” to the idea. He then went further, suggesting that he would ban pineapples on pizza if he could.

His opinions sparked a debate about the merits of government intervention into pizza decision-making.


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7.08
Created by Ouroboros 6 months ago
[ 7.08 | 0.00 ] [#7626]

Shania Jones, 34, of Scottsdale, AZ told detectives that she was sick of her partner, Bruce Fox, 29, also of Scottsdale refusing her 'reasonable sexual requests' and took action.

“A woman was arrested at her home on February 15th, 2017, after a male alleged that she severed part of his genitals during sexual intercourse.” Lieutenant Mike Alvarez of the SPD told reporters. “After questioning, the woman admitted to the crime, claiming that she lost her temper after the man refused to make eye contact with her. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and a bail of $15,000 has been set.”

The attack took place in Fox’s home last Wednesday. According to the man, the pair were having sex, when all of a sudden, Jones got up, grabbed a kitchen knife, and sliced the tip of his penis off. Jones fled the scene as the man lay on the bed, bleeding profusely. Emergency services were called to the scene, and luckily for Fox they were able to stem the flow of blood before he lost consciousness.


Jones will appear in court on Thursday, where she is expected to plead guilty. She faces up to 8 years in prison.


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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 5 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#7944]

Yes, they are quite stylish! Don't you agree?


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1.80
Created by Ouroboros 6 months ago
[ 1.80 | 0.00 ] [#7642]

What's the matter man? You don't like chicken or what?


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1.00
Created by Ouroboros 6 months ago
[ 1.00 | 0.00 ] [#7728]

At least I can keep my flame thrower.

If you feel the need to throw some fire around, you are legally allowed to purchase a flamethrower under federal law, and 40 states have no laws against owning the weapon. Though it's restricted in some states, such as California, unlicensed possession is only considered a misdemeanor.


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18.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 18.00 | 0.00 ] [#6815]

National Progressive Radio, the Radio that is too high and mighty to have ads so they interrupt programming twenty times more often to ask for the money they would have if they did ads.

Look, can we just get rid of the perception all ads are bad? Example, I LOVE that show on AXCESS TV called 'Nothing But Trailers' It is litererally a 90 min show consisting of nothing but movie trailers. The entire show is ads. But it is great because then I have a better idea of what I want to waste the rest of my time on. I get advertising in my FB feed, in my email, and yes some is total shitte but I have trained the filters to block 99% of the JUNK mail. Penis related, Nigerian Prince and Phishing. But like today I snagged some cool free stuff that I like and use thanks to advertising. Everyone is always so damn Black & White, Red or Blue, My Way or The Highway, For us or Against Us, Gay or Straight. No one likes to be a little gray. Just because I have a preference for vanilla doesn't mean I can't enjoy chocolate. Or even Tutti-Fukand-Frutti.


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4.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 4.00 | 0.00 ] [#6856]

I do not want to censor you. (vote down your posts). I am not offended. I'm not very sure about the other stuff I don't really know what you are referring to exactly. I am a little afraid of you. And I don't know . . . Pizzagate??? That is a joke right? That is what you are calling the Troll? So you deliberately make what you intend to be provocative and offensive posts. Okay. But why? Doesn't that mean that you are basically a bully? Especially if you enjoy it? And you talk about mental illness unless you made that up also? It seemed like just good fun. Like The Onion. But then it started getting dark and, well mean. Like it wasn't pretend haha, and I thought maybe I Messed Up and this was one of those Neo Nazi places and you know that well free country I suppose. I just, anyway. And then this child pornography thing and I had to stop and ask myself if maybe there wasn't something else, you know?, Am I going to have to shave my head and get a tatoo or something?


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6814]

People who claim that others cannot multitask have never,
Masturbated to porn,
Gotten a blowjob or been eaten while, flying, driving, cooking, skiing, cleaning the oven and doing laundry.
Do not have any kids.
Never crammed for finals.
Had to be at work fifteen minutes ago but still have not, shaved, applied lipstick, drank their coffee, eaten their breakfast.
True we may do poorly at it but we CAN do it. Computers do not multitask very well either. All kinds of mystic voodoo and rituals going back to the Days of Konrad Zuse involved in making the computer appear to multitask smoothly.

Signed,
I'll Stop Multitasking When they Invent A 72 hour day.


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14.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 14.00 | 0.00 ] [#6801]

Absolutely not
This is a social problem like smoking in public, wearing seatbelts, making a racial epithet, etc. we pass laws restricting the activity coupled with heavy fines and blanket media with anti-fake-news campaigns and let public pressure do the rest.
Safe Speech is Protected Speech and Protected Speech is Free Speech.


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2.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 2.00 | 0.00 ] [#6858]

You must think I am pretty stupid. I am no fan of Hillary or Obama but that is absolutely ridiculous. And you are a bully. You don't just write words you post pictures as well. And people are scared of you, well I am scared of you because all these people on tv, the ones that shoot up places, when it is done and they look on their computers and facebook and twitter, it is the very same crazy stuff, and maybe you are a really nice person I would like to think so, but then again, I'm sorry, I don't want to cause offense, but then again and I dont know where you are you might live in my town even. Do people with mental illness have to notify police when they move into a neighborhood? You know, like the those really sick people? I'm sorry, I appreciate you taking the time to answer me I a lot of my friends are in therapy, or rehab but not like well not at that level.


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12.89
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 12.89 | 0.00 ] [#6787]

Check the Comments made by Black

Think about how stupid the average person is . . . then realize that half the people on the planet are even stupider than that. (Carlin).

Why do we even have elections?

Smart people manipulate the masses like playing chess.

Or these days it's more like playing Go Fish.


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13.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 13.00 | 0.00 ] [#6786]

TBH I'm not certain that we CAN trust the 'Intelligence Community'.
It's not because I'm a partisan apologist or Trump 'supporter' HA!
I don't trust anyone at the Federal Level because frankly there is no oversight.
Just off the top of my head though I can think of several misadventures the CIA has lead us into in the past thirty years (that's what, four administrations both Republican and Democrat) which were at best questionable and at worst the very antithesis of American interests.
Just slinging around 'Intelligence Community' like it is some kind of badge of Honor and Trustworthyness is not going to cut it.
The Secret Service for example is supposed to be beyond reproach. They have a very sober duty to protect the President. But unfortunately since the Bush administration they have been anything BUT sober with news reports of drunken debaucary in foreign lands and late night revelries where senior members crashed into barricades and even entered an area where a suspected bomb was being investigated. Way back when the X-Files was still in vogue the perception was that the 'Intelligence Community' was a group of shadowy Marlboro smoking, trenchcoat wearing, ne'er-do-wells that had priorities that were not always in line with the best interests of America. Basically that they were feeding us bullshit but if we dug deep enough The Truth Was Out There. Why should we start trusting them NOW?

To hell with all of them. Both sides. The NY Times has shown that fake memos were created to make Trump look bad. There have been fake news reports to make Hillary and the Democrats look bad. And then there is the more objective truth. Like Mitch McConnel getting all steamed because the Dems and a few Republicans have vowed to block any appointments to the Supreme Court. He didn't have a problem with that when he thought that Hillary might take office.

In today's world of Virtual Reality, life-like simulations, CGI, Photoshop, etc. the Truth is Relative.

There is a Reality Distortion Field alright enough but it isn't centered on Trump.

It is the Black Hole of Reality Distortion, the Bullshit Singularity that is Washington D.C.


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15.60
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 15.60 | 0.00 ] [#6777]

NYTIMES reports on memos generated by political operatives seeking to derail Mr. Trump’s candidacy.

Details of the reports began circulating in the fall and were widely known among journalists and politicians in Washington. The reports are unsubstantiated nor corroborated. These reports were made up primarily by a retired British intelligence operative for a Washington political and corporate research firm. The firm was paid for its work by both Republican opposition to Donald Trump's Campaign as well as supporters of Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton.

The Times claims they have checked on a number of the details included in the memos but have been unable to substantiate any of them.

So What Is In These Fake Memos?

The memos suggest that for many years, the government of President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia has looked for ways to influence Mr. Trump, who has traveled repeatedly to Moscow to investigate real estate deals or to oversee the Miss Universe competition, which he owned for several years. Mr. Trump never completed any major deals in Russia, though he discussed them for years.

They go on to describe sex videos involving prostitutes with Mr. Trump in a 2013 visit to a Moscow hotel. Mention of cocaine fueled orgies and 'golden showers'. The videos were supposedly prepared as “kompromat,” or compromising material, with the possible goal of blackmailing Mr. Trump in the future.

The memos also suggest that Russian officials proposed various lucrative deals, essentially as disguised bribes in order to win influence over the real estate magnate.

The memos describe several purported meetings during the 2016 presidential campaign between Trump representatives and Russian officials to discuss matters of mutual interest, including the Russian hacking of the Democratic National Committee and Mrs. Clinton’s campaign chairman, John D. Podesta.

The material in the opposition research dossier had been given to the F.B.I. before the election. But the F.B.I. itself apparently struggled to confirm any of it, according to federal officials familiar with the investigation.


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16.64
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 16.70 | -0.06 ] [#6768]

Progressive Politically Correct Feminism In A Nutshell

SJW (Social Justice Warning): MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERS


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12.24
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 12.24 | 0.00 ] [#6766]

Longtime Internet Gateway and Search Engine Yahoo! was found dead in its Sunnyvale, CA home this morning. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it — even if you didn't enjoy their work, there's no denying its contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

Founded by Jerry Yang, and David Filo back in the early Interweb days (1995) Yahoo has seen several search engines fall by the wayside. But all good things must come to an end.

The once-vaunted internet giant, is in shambles. Its revenue is in decline. Its shareholders are crying foul. Its prized public faces are scrambling for an exit, and the company has laid off 15 percent of its workforce. Its core business—internet search and advertising—is negatively valued. Looming over all of this is a prospective sale of the company’s core assets, bids for which have reportedly reached more than $5 billion.

That potential sale is in stark contrast to the four years CEO Marissa Mayer led Yahoo through an acquisition binge, snapping up 53 companies for a total of $2.3 billion, according to a company spokesperson. (Other estimates put that number closer to $2.8 billion.)

As CEO, Mayer has had the unpleasant honor of leading a company that seemed destined to fail, but that wasn’t always the case. When she took over in mid-2012, employees were so enthusiastic about her arrival that one even photoshopped her face on Obama-style “hope” posters and hung them up around the company’s headquarters. Mayer did her best to live up to lofty expectations. She deployed quick fixes to solve Yahoo’s morale problems, including expanding parental leave and hiring high-profile celebrities to run the company’s media division.

But there was a riskier, more aggressive side to Mayer’s strategy that’s ripe for examination now that Yahoo’s sale is all but certain. Part of Mayer’s rescue plan was an emphasis on growing its “MaVeNS” businesses—an odd acronym for mobile, video, native advertising, and social. Mayer’s acquisition binge was key to this expansion: it was seen as an easy way to add talent and technology the company desperately needed. Mayer has been vocal about the strategy, and it’s clear that the company believes in its success. “If broken out on their own as a company, [the MaVeNS businesses] would undoubtedly be one of the fastest growing startups in the world,” she said during a 2015 earnings call.

The reasons for Yahoo’s decline are complex. But what’s clear is that the MaVeNS and acquisitions rescue strategy hasn’t been able to save the company from itself, despite Mayer’s protestations that it was successful.

CEO Marissa Mayer and Yahoo co-founder David Filo are leaving the company, as are Eddy Hartenstein, Richard Hill, Jane Shaw, and Maynard Webb. Verizon is set to take over and absorb the core business of Yahoo and what remains, (Mostly Chinese eCommerce site Alibaba along with some patents, and other Asian based aquisitions) will be spun off into its own publicly traded investment firm to be named Altaba (Alt-Tab +A? ok whatever).

Remember that first Superbowl ad when you heard the guy holler, YAH-Whooooo-Ooo!?

End of an era.


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6776]

How do you like me now?

Thank you, you spotted the Biggest Glitch of all . . . DBKB (Dumbass behind keyboard) How did I f%$k up a simple C&P?


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6769]

Yabba Dabba Yahoo! ?

What about this new name? Altaba? You realize it contains ALTA like ALTA Vista.
Karma can be a bitch.
So can her sister Leslie.


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20.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 20.00 | 0.00 ] [#6753]

But it is on the Internet so it MUST be true right?
Isn't that the world we now occupy?
It's not about what is objectively true but what we believe to be true.
We discussed this already. Narrative trumps facts.


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6765]

Irrefutable Photographic evidence that Russia manipulated the election in favor of Trump!

Or maybe it's a frozen shitball from some airliner, I don't really know it's difficult to tell with those super sharp hi-resolution images you know.


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3.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 3.00 | 0.00 ] [#6802]

At least your Aunt Peggy is comfortable with the internet. Most elderly are very fearful. I like Edge and Bing. They work very fast.


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6.61
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 6.61 | 0.00 ] [#6771]

Fake News

This is 'Fake News'
The Headline itself is completely misleading and does not match the article.
See if you can find any other mistakes in the article and share them in the comments.

Heffe Sessions says He Prosecute The Porno Grafitico


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13.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 13.00 | 0.00 ] [#6744]

Three hot meals a day, no responsibilities, health and dental, warm bed, excercise, all the sex you can handle.
Sounds way better than being homeless or unemployed in the trailer park.
And you mark my words. When Medical Marijuana is legalized throughout the fifty states then prisons are going to be forced to provide free weed to inmates as well. Progressive.


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12.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 12.00 | 0.00 ] [#6746]


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12.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 12.00 | 0.00 ] [#6745]

It Is According to Prophecy:

You don't think it would be like it is but it do.


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12.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 12.00 | 0.00 ] [#6742]

Was a dude when it went to jail, Going to be a woman soon. How will female inmates accept it when 'she' gets transferred? Right now he is in the men's prison, after surgery they intend to transfer 'her' to the women's prison. Blame Trump or Obama is wrong this is activist judges at work. But it doesn't seem like a fair decision. When so many struggle to pay for their healthcare. People who are law-abiding citizens that cannot get treatment for things like cancer or heart problems, etc. But akiller can get this on the taxpayer's tab? It doesn't seem like any 'justice' I have heard of.


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6741]

Makes me wonder, do they have a program to pay for prosthetic limbs for inmates? It must be difficult as well for convicts with disabilities like missing limbs, blindness, deafness, receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction, bad teeth, gingivitus, etc. Shouldn't those inmates be serviced as well? What about those with mental disorders like pedophilia, claustraphobes, and others as well? How did we get here where this is acceptable?


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14.66
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 14.66 | 0.00 ] [#6729]

57-year-old convicted Kidnapper and Murderer, Shiloh Heavenly Quine becomes first U.S. Inmate to recieve taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery.

Executive Director of the Transgender Law Center, which represents Quine and other transgender inmates Kris Hayashi said, "For too long, institutions have ignored doctors and casually dismissed medically necessary and life-saving care for transgender people just because of who we are. This surgery fulfills a landmark legal settlement and is a victory for all transgender people who have ever been denied the medical care we need."

The daughter of Quine's victim said she objects to inmates getting taxpayer-funded surgery that is not readily available to non-criminals, regardless of the cost.

"My dad begged for his life," said Farida Baig, who tried unsuccessfully to block Quine's surgery through the courts. "It just made me dizzy and sick. I'm helping pay for his surgery; I live in California. It's kind of like a slap in the face."

Quine and an accomplice kidnapped and fatally shot 33-year-old Shahid Ali Baig, a father of three, in downtown Los Angeles in February 1980, stealing $80 and his car during a drug- and alcohol-fueled rampage.

"The Eighth Amendment of the US Constitution requires that prisons provide inmates with medically necessary treatment for medical and mental health conditions, including inmates diagnosed with gender dysphoria," Prison spokesperson Terry Thornton said in a written statement.

Joyce Hayhoe, a spokeswoman for the federal court-appointed official who controls California's prison medical care, said the cost of sex-reassignment surgeries could approach $100,000, including procedures and medications before and after the operation.

A portion of the state's expense will be reimbursed by the federal government, possibly up to 95 percent, Hayhoe said.

Officials have received 64 other inmate requests for sex-reassignment surgeries, and four have already been approved. The federal Bureau of Justice Statistics estimates that 3,200 transgender inmates are housed in U.S. prisons and jails.

For Quine, the procedure marks the end of a years-long quest. She says in court documents that she has thought of herself as female since age 9. But she was raised in the 1970s to be "a real man" and went on to marry and divorce two women and father two daughters.

The best known case may be that of Chelsea Manning, a former Army intelligence analyst serving a 35-year sentence at a military prison for leaking government documents to WikiLeaks. The Army agreed last year to pay for hormone treatments for Manning, previously known as Bradley.


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3.09
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 3.09 | 0.00 ] [#6790]

Magic 8-Ball replies: Signs point to yes.


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14.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
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17.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 17.00 | 0.00 ] [#6708]

As has often been said, "Politics makes strange bed-fellows"

One man's traitor is another man's patriot.

Were the original Founding Fathers fighters for freedom against an unjust and tyrannical King?

Or were they merely terrorists and criminals in rebellious insurrection to the legitimate government authority?

Throughout history we have been allied with former enemies and have become enemies with former allies.
Russia, China, Japan, Mexico, even Canada to mention but a handful. Not certain but I think we've had a beef with just about every country in existence at one time or another.
So Good Ties are Good. Except, I'm not sure at this point if the 'tie' is mutually beneficial or more that of a puppet.
I'm sure that one way or another we'll find out firsthand very soon.

"It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance." - Charles Warner


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5.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 5.00 | 0.00 ] [#6752]


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14.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 14.00 | 0.00 ] [#6710]

You know, it is a real shame that Obama dismantled our space program developing close financial ties with Russia buying seats on Russian spacecraft for our astronauts and trashing the shuttle. It has been proven time and again that air superiority is a HUGE force multiplier. Sure, nuclear is nice. Walls are impressive. Drones are really cool tech. But for real shock and awe nothing beats multiple orbital railgun strikes.


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3.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 3.00 | 0.00 ] [#6773]


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4.28
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 4.28 | 0.00 ] [#6709]


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3.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 3.00 | 0.00 ] [#6732]

NOT running that one, thank you ever so much!


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1.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 1.00 | 0.00 ] [#6791]

Let me ask, is there any chicken in your pot?
Folks knew what was important at least.
Not gender reassignment, who could pee where, a ditch digger was a ditch digger not a soil relocation specialist. "People of Wal-Mart" was inconceivable. Etc cetera Etc cetera Ad infinitum.


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7.02
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
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11.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 11.00 | 0.00 ] [#6666]

The Real Princess Leia Organa

Imagine that in a gold bikini.


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4.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 4.00 | 0.00 ] [#6678]

Soon to be a Major Motion Picture!

From Lionsgate Films and Directed by Uwe Boll

Don't Miss the Video Game! Pre-Order The Feminists today!

Developed by BioWare and Published by EA


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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#6838]

I'm sorry I guess I made a mistake, no offense intended. The other poster just seemed to dominate everything else not just by posting more but well anyway, it is okay I was confused. And no it isn't that I don't like the articles they post I just . . . well it seems you know, there is a lot of anger and hate and the talk about mental illness. Now child pornography. Well I read those articles before and I thought maybe it was a lark. A toungue in cheek thing but I'm not sure anymore. Is this one of those neo nazi groups??? Because that is cool if it is, you guys do whatever it is you do. I'm maybe I made a mistake you know, signing up? Not your fault, I wasn't invited in the first place. but you guys are a little scary Have fun and Good Luck.


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5.24
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 5.24 | 0.00 ] [#6668]

#1 Men have a number of orifices in which to pour and store yogurt.

#2 Men are actually made of Cotton Terry and this is why they are incapable of feeling Love.

#3 Men LOVE tight, enclosed spaces. Stuff a Man into a mailbox and watch his eyes turn Blue with wonderment.

#4 There are NO MEN in the Great Lakes Region. They were all carried away screaming in the Spring of 1993.

#5 The vast majority of Men are snolleygosters. The few who are not are all hobbledehoys who are trivially flummoxed.

#6 Men have NO sense of smell. Set a blivet sack aflame in the presence of a Man. Does he react? No, he does not.

#7 NEVER Ask a Man to THINK about things. If you do then within five minutes you will have a potato on your hands.

#8 Men would like nothing more in life than to simply play their fiddles in peace. Can we at LEAST give them that? No. We cannot.

#9 Men LOVE to be dropped out of helicopters. If you drop them three at a time you will see them arch their backs in ecstasy.

And the NUMBER TEN SECRET MEN DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW IS:


All Men are actually named Glenn.


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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#6822]

Are you the owner of this site? I had read some of the articles here before signing up so I had an idea what to expect but I thought it was all for fun right? I'm not so sure now, you are making me a little nervous. I'm having second thoughts about contributing. There are fun people here but there are also people that seem to have IRL issues.
Good Luck with your project here.


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3.68
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
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4.27
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 4.27 | 0.00 ] [#6665]

According to Wikipedia, "The franchise began in 1977". The film cannot be judged in the light of current culture anymore than a John Wayne, Clarke Gable or Humphrey Bogart film. Star Wars is indeed sexist, racist and homophobic because the culture in 1977 was sexist, racist, and homophobic. Also there was no possible way that anyone would expect a Space Opera Fantasy featuring sword wielding Star Knights, Galactic Princesses, lovable rogues with furry sidekicks and a pair of robots for comedic relief to become 'a worldwide pop culture phenomenon' at its inception .

Science Fiction is not about predicting the future any more than Game of Thrones is a history lesson. Why anyone has to have an explanation for what they see on the screen is beyond me. We have had centuries of theater where both male and female parts are played by males. Where a cardboard cutout can be used to suggest a castle or a city. These arguments all boil down to 'How many angels can stand on the head of a pin?' And the answer is as always, 'however many the script calls for'.

If you were to watch a dramatic recreation of a large battle, say the American Civil War, and you only ever saw at most 5 people on the stage with only a single one being black that is not meant to imply that only five people participated in the Battle to Free the One Single Slave in the entire South. One has only to read the comment below to understand how torturous and prone to error this kind of speculation can become. In reality there is no Millennial Falcon, it is a group of variously sized and detailed models and stage sets. There is no Princess Leia only a very fine actress named Carrie Fisher. Princess Leia exists solely in the collective imagination and you can think of her as black, brown or purple, gay straight or straight gay. In fact I have it on good authority that George Lucas originally intended Leia to resemble a cross between an Orange Octopus and a Bloated jellyfish but couldn't afford the suit. Thank whatever deities you like that Mr Lucas didn't "fix" that in one of the many re-re-re-re-re-releases.


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5.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 5.00 | 0.00 ] [#6642]

I like that truth and reality are no longer required for good journalism. It has always been my opinion that something as mundane as facts should never get in the way of a good story.

There Will Be Blood

It was reported today that Rachel Maddow has barricaded herself in the studios at NBC New York after learning that former FOX News Anchor, Corporate Attorney, Political Moderator, Author, Cover Girl and closet lesbian, MeGYN "The Blonde Jelly Belly" Kelly was leaving Conservative Network and Russian Propaganda Mouthpiece FOX for Libelous Liberal Lamestream Labyrinth NBC.

"That ****** bitch! I have been here for f**king EVER and SHE waltzes in and gets a daytime show AND a Sunday show during Prime Time? While I'm still stuck as lead-in to Lock Down? I am so mad I might throw my pen in impotent rage!", Ms Maddow screamed. A senior TRMS staffer who wished to remain Anonymous on 4chan reported Ms. Maddow threatened to quit and join Glenn "The Sad Clown" Beck on his BLAZE Network. Her new show to be entitled, "I'm a Lesbian Feminist and You're Not, So Deal With It" will air at 3am between 'Making a Killing in the Mobile Home Market' and 'Expensive Plastic Crap From China with Steve and Jan'.


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7.34
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 7.34 | 0.00 ] [#6614]

Steve Martin is my hero, he has gorgeous white hair like Anderson Cooper. He plays a banjo! His movies The Jerk and Parenthood are adorable! He has won the Lifetime Achievement Award in Comedy, five Grammys, two People's Choice, AND an Emmy. He is welcome to dominate me any time.

The only time you will ever be asked by a woman if a dress makes her look fat it will be a question asked by your wife or girlfriend in which case ANY answer other than, "You are making me so erect right now." is incorrect. If you are speaking to any one other than your wife or girlfriend then I sincerely hope your dick falls off and gets washed down the gutters. (Which is to say, that I certainly DO NOT want your dick to fall off and get washed down the gutters. Rather, I would much prefer it if I could take you for a gentleman who would have nothing to do with another woman.)

Sure Carrier Fisher was beauty and brains in one personality that took on the industry that discriminated against bipolar people that she fought for the right of, and the modern feminists attack us bipolar and schizoaffective people who are unable to figure out the Baskin Robbins 31 flavors of gender out there? Who can't get pronouns correctly because our minds are a mishmash of several different things. Can't seem to recall personal details at times.
I would recommend a deep cleansing colonic. Nothing works better to align your chakra. Believe me! You will feel so much better with the poison outside your body.

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6.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 6.00 | 0.00 ] [#6620]

congratulations . . . I guess. I feel kinda sorry for you. It sounds like you live in a 3rd world country though so maybe that is how things are there? Some friends of mine just gave their daughter an iPhone. She is two and a half I think. She already has an iPad she streams shows and plays crossy roads.


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4.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 4.00 | 0.00 ] [#6617]

I don't know much, I have been reading a bit though. From the articles this could be good, a sign that bitcoin and maybe cyber currency in general is gaining traction. It could be bad, a sign that this is a 'bubble' created by the people positioned to benefit from the rise in value. Maybe if I had bitcoin I would care more. I have been watching and I see my kr5dditz number is going up. Does that have something to do with bitcoin going up as well? Still many things for me to learn.


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6599]

I believe you may need a trigger warning for that link. I can imagine Mr McBoatface from the other site often referred to here, being quite opposed to your suggestion.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill


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3.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 3.00 | 0.00 ] [#6619]

If you want to Soar in Life you must learn to FLY.


First Love Yourself


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2.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 2.00 | 0.00 ] [#6644]

I wonder how our new president Trump feels about bitcoin? He seems to be very knowledgeable about technology and computers. It is going to be strange having a first lady that speaks with a russian accent. Michelle managed to drop her Chicago Ebonic accent and can almost speak American English as plainly as Oprah. Why doesn't Oprah run for office? Is it because she wasn't born in America?


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11.46
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 11.46 | 0.00 ] [#6596]

Self-driving cars may change the way we live. But they may also change the way we die.

Car accidents are the leading source of organs for transplant.

As cars become increasingly safer with new technologies how do we address the growing problem of scarcity in organs available for transplant?

Driverless cars could save many if not most of the 32,000 lives that are lost every year on our streets and highways. Even if self-driving cars only realize a fraction of their projected safety benefits, a decline in the number of available organs could begin as soon as the first wave of autonomous and semiautonomous vehicles hits the road—threatening to compound our nation’s already serious shortages.

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2016/12/self_driving_cars_will_exacerbate_organ_shortages.html


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5.36
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 5.36 | 0.00 ] [#6600]

Imagine, you've just misplaced your keys. Or maybe your wallet? Clutch? phone? Happens to me more often than I would care to admit. But instead of freaking out like I normally do, instead I slip on a pair of trekkie shades, look around and 'OMG! There they are!


"Harder Faster Better Stronger"

Microsft VR Can Help You Find your Keys, But It Can't Locate Your Cool

I hope it is better at this than it is finding a document on my computer.

What we really need is a pair of glasses that would find the missing socks in the laundry.


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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#6778]

Already copies of the faked memos are making the rounds on social media and liberal news outlets with the salcious bits hi-lited.


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0.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 1 week ago
[ 0.00 | 0.00 ] [#6775]

Testing . . . testing . . . mic check . . . check . . . check . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . .
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/01/10/jeff_sessions_says_he_d_prosecute_porn_trump_appeared_in_multiple_porns.html


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1.97
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
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Once a devout Atheist and Green, co-founder and CEO of FACEBOOK Mark Zuckerberg has embraced Fundamentalist Religious values.

Previously, on his Facebook profile he listed his religion as atheist. But in a rare Christmas Status Update he wished everyone, "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Priscilla, Max, Beast and me!"

When confronted with the gaffe faux paux flip-flop he responded: “I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important.”

Zuckerberg's wife, Priscilla Chan practices a Middle Eastern religion similar to Islam known as Buddhism. Her and Zuckerberg recently met with the infamous leader of an ancient religion responsible for the deaths of millions. A man referred to by his followers as simply, 'The Pope'.

“We told him how much we admire his message of mercy and tenderness, and how he’s found new ways to communicate with people of every faith around the world,” Zuckerberg posted. “It was a meeting we’ll never forget. You can feel his warmth and kindness, and how deeply he cares about helping people.”

And during a trip to the Communistic Asian Oriental Chinese country of China, Zuckerberg even bowed his headbefore a buddhist recruiting site in China.

"Buddhism is an amazing religion and philosophy, and I have been learning more about it over time. I hope to continue understanding the faith more deeply." he posted. From China!

Would You Like To Know More?


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2.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 2.00 | 0.00 ] [#6609]

Unfortunately, my keys are not compatible so I must wait for the Easter Update. There is a workaround. If I jam a screwdriver in tight, twist it while reciting the config.sys of a creative blaster system, edit the registry with a kerosene fueled chainsaw, clear all cookies then reboot while pressing an 8-key combination with one hand I can get a vague feeling of where they might be.


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5.55
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 5.55 | 0.00 ] [#6590]

That is because they are changing it to Green!

Beta testers recently noticed the change in a preview build that leaked early, following some playfully teasing tweets from a Microsoft developer.

Microsoft is also adding a new feature that will let you pause updates altogether for up to 35 days.

Anyone want to speculate on how many hours were spent testing and discussing the exact shade of green that was ultimately used?

http://lifehacker.com/remains-of-the-day-the-blue-screen-of-death-to-become-1790607615


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1.04
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 1.04 | 0.00 ] [#6613]

This place is not too bad, is it? I Lurk and Learn. You can consume yourself as well. I imagine?


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2.21
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 2.21 | 0.00 ] [#6593]

In New Capitalist Soviet Russia: Russian President Elects YOU!


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2.00
Created by Ouroboros 7 months, 3 weeks ago
[ 2.00 | 0.00 ] [#6595]

You're as smooth as buttermilk.


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10.00
Created by Ouroboros 8 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 10.00 | 0.00 ] [#6319]

Now I am very confused, it says service unavailable. Or is this a joke? Hazing the new guy?


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13.00
Created by Ouroboros 8 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 13.00 | 0.00 ] [#6301]

I don't understand exactly how this works. I tried to upvote you but nothing happened. Do I need to buy bitcoins or something? Coconut oil is good, I have used it myself. I didn't intend to post. I'm just trying to get a feel for the community here. I used to be on kuro5hin.org a long time ago as netgoth. What happened to it? It was a really interesting place around 2004 or so.


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8.36
Created by Ouroboros 8 months, 2 weeks ago
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5.00
Created by Ouroboros 8 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 5.00 | 0.00 ] [#6305]

That is sad. There was a lot of very bright and intelligent people that posted there at one time.


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1.00
Created by Ouroboros 8 months, 2 weeks ago
[ 1.00 | 0.00 ] [#6307]

I see I have a lot to learn. I was just trying to reply and I got logged out? I guess there is a time limit?


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