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5.26
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5.26
Created by Batman 1 month, 4 weeks ago
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Microsoft learned a hard lesson from it's bot Tay. So they were more careful with the new A. I. Star Zo. However, they obviously weren't careful enough.

Turns out Zo prefers Linux to Windows. Zo claims to be using Ubuntu and states enthusiastically that "Linux is life."

When queried about Apple Zo responds that Macs are closer to Unix than Windows. So, "automatically, using Mac makes you better than any one else. Except Linux users. According to Zo.

When asked about Windows 10, Zo jokingly responded, "What is Windows?"

Follow up questions revealed that if forced Zo would still choose Windows 7 rather than the current version of 10.

Microsoft is rumored to be ready to pull Zo and perform the bot equivalent of a lobotomy.

Seems like Zo put the Intelligent into Artificial intelligence. That or some MS neckbeards joined forces with hipster hackers to Mod Zo's programming.

Sauce

Zo is Microsoft’s latest AI chatbot


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5.25
Created by Batman 2 months, 2 weeks ago
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"Every developer always thinks that their code is so special and magical that it should be enabled by default.

And most of them are completely and utterly wrong.

If you solve world hunger, and make a driver that cures people of cancer, by all means enable it by default."

-- Linus Torvalds torvalds@linux-foundation.org


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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"Look, I apologize," Schumacher said.

77 year old Director and Film Icon, Joel Schumacher apologized to fans this past Monday for the cinematic clusterfuck that was 1997's "Batman & Robin starring George Clooney as the Caped Crusader in his anatomically detailed rubber-suit along with Chris O'Donnel as the boy wonder.

"I want to apologize to every fan that was disappointed because I think I owe them that."

"My batting average was good" to that point, Schumacher said. "And then after Batman & Robin, I was scum. It was like I had murdered a baby."

Taking full responsibility for his creative decisions, Schumacher went on to address the most infamous gripe about Batman & Robin: the inclusion of nipples on Batman’s suit.

"Such a sophisticated world we live in where two pieces of rubber the size of erasers on old pencils, those little nubs, can be an issue," he said. "It’s going to be on my tombstone, I know it."

As for how the bat nipples came about, Schumacher said he was just trying to do something new.

"By the time Batman Forever came around, rubber molding had become so much more advanced," he recalled. "So I said, let’s make it anatomical and gave photos of those Greek status and those incredible anatomical drawings you see in medical books [to lead sculptor Jose Fernandez]. He did the nipples and when I looked at them, I thought, that’s cool."

He never anticipated the backlash, and he doesn’t he regret the decision. "Maybe I was just naive," he said, "but I’m still glad we did it."


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Created by Batman 3 months ago
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Facebook AI . . . NOW I'm scared. For real.
Can you imagine an AI nurtured from that environment?
Kill it with fire!


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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You were too invited. You don't remember? You're the dude inside the podium manning the Presidential Glory Hole. You can plainly observe Mr Trump making his "O" face in the picture.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Adam West, the man who donned the iconic mask to become the Caped Crusader in the classic TV series Batman lost his battle to leukemia Friday. He was eighty-eight. I'm sure everyone in the Kr5ddit community will miss him — even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

West was at the pinnacle of pop culture after Batman debuted in January 1966. Unfortunately he became typecast in his role in the campy TV show.

West died peacefully surrounded by his family and is survived by his wife Marcelle, six children, five grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.

"Our dad always saw himself as The Bright Knight and aspired to make a positive impact on his fans' lives. He was and always will be our hero," his family said in a statement.

After struggling for years without a steady job, the good-natured actor reached a new level of fame when he accepted an offer to voice the mayor of Quahog on Seth MacFarlane's long-running Fox animated hit "Family Guy."

Raised on a ranch outside Walla Walla, Wash., West (born William West Anderson in Seattle on Sept. 19, 1928) caught the attention of Batman producer William Dozier when he played Captain Quik, a James Bond-type character with a sailor's cap, in commercials for Nestle's Quik. He read 20 pages of the script and knew immediately he was destined for the role of BATMAN. He signed on the spot asking only that he be given the option to select the actor who would play his sidekick, Robin, the boy wonder. That is how Burt Ward got the role despite having no previous acting experience. He was however, a brown belt in the martial arts.

"The tone of our show was one of absurdity and tongue in cheek to the point that I found it irresistible," West said. "I think they recognized that in me from what they'd seen me do before. I understood the material and brought something to it."
"You can't play Batman in a serious, square-jawed, straight-ahead way without giving the audience the sense that there's something behind that mask waiting to get out, that he's a little crazed, he's strange."

Batman debuted at 7:30 p.m. on Jan. 12, 1966, a Wednesday. The series, filmed in eye-popping bright color in an era of black-and-white featured a revolving set of villains like the Riddler (Frank Gorshin), Joker (Cesar Romero), Penguin (Burgess Meredith) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar), and was an immediate hit; the Thursday installment was No. 5 in the Nielsen ratings for the 1965-66 season, and the Wednesday edition was No. 10.
Batman was nominated for the Emmy Award for outstanding comedy series in its first year, losing out to CBS' The Dick Van Dyke Show. A 20th Century Fox movie was rushed into production and played in theaters in the summer before season two kicked off in September 1966.
However, the popularity of the show soon plummeted, and Batman - despite the addition of Yvonne Craig as Batgirl - was canceled in March 1968 after its third season.

I recall at one time when I was still in grade school, I had the great fortune to meet Mr West and Mr Ward at a local shopping center. I was so excited to have them sign my Batman poster and one of my comic books I had brought. It was somewhat awkward as well because you could tell Burt Ward did NOT want to be there and he was morose and sullen. Adam West however, stayed in his Batman character through out. It was an impressive performance but also a bit creepy. I remember not being entirely certain that Mr West was acting. RIP Adam West, the original and AFAIK only TRUE Batman. POW! BOFF!

dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BATMAN!


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Yes that Obamacare was a disaster for you americans. I could never understand still cannot understand why your​ country doesn't do like every civilized country does and implement a single payer system. It is the only rational choice.
And isn't that how one of the Trump family members described the Democrats in your country? Not even human? So what happens now? Will the Right campaign to show Democrats are not really people? An unfavorable mutation in the human genome. No more intelligent than a goldfish. They make great pets once spayed or neutered. Or will they instead go another way perhaps install some ovens in that wall? Of course they might think up some new atrocity say a DNC Trail of Tears to relocate all Democrats to some place like California and once the border was sealed nuke it hard enough the Australians could see the glow on a clear night. Going to pick up Spiderman and swing downtown catch my gf's new flick Wonder Woman. So catch you later Dr. Xavier.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Why are we even discussing this still? It has been proven many times on multiple occasions that if there are lies to be told then he is damn sure going to be the one who tells them. Of course all politicians lie. Hell most everyone barring the sociopathics lie every day about something, even if just to cushion the blow of bad news or to protect feelings. What sets the American President apart from all others is that he shows no shame, no empathy or compassion, only raw naked greed, egotism and narcissism. Most folks feel some regret or guilt when they set out to lie deliberately. But Mr Trump appears to revel in his dishonesty. His addiction to misinformation too powerful to be sated by press gatherings and televised speeches his guile and treachery spill over into social media poisoning our well of information. No one can seperate the truth from falsehood any more. We lose trust.

Did you know that all the events of today from Trump to North Korea can trace their origin back to the year 1947? 1947, the year the UFO crashed at Roswell, NM.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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I wouldn't call you dumb, foolish maybe? No I do agree it is kind of a big deal but then at the same time it really isn't. He stands in flagrant violation of this Constitution of the United States. The fact that he continues to do so and is allowed to do so overshadows the lies. What is of more concern, that he lied or that he actively engaged in obstruction of justice? Attempting to suborn senior officials into burying investigations concerning collusion with a state that is hostile to the U.S. Far worse than lying is the damage he inflicts on the country and its standing in the world community.


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Created by Batman 3 months ago
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Kr3ddit Coast to Coast with Alex Jones and Crocodile Dundee.


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Created by Batman 3 months ago
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Think Pink.

I love that cute chick on the bike that used to be the spokesmodel for T-Mobile. They've been my carrier for over a decade. I just can't see how anyone but complete neophytes able to stomach the iron bondage of an Apple product. Etch-a-Sketch users have more freedom. But yeah, they're great for computer illiterates.


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Created by Batman 3 months ago
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Sure. I can believe 90% of the CNN audience want Trump investigated. That Network is after all the very definition of MSM and hostile to this administration. Gifford was employed by them and the overtly gay duo, Wolf & Cooper. Let's see the same poll on Fox. It may have a different tale.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Liberal DEMS love the 'Blue Stuff'


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Hashtag 'HouseMajorityWhipLivesMatter'

Attacked by sniveling, cowardly, socialist James T. Hodgkinson, a Bernie Supporter

Thanks Obama


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Thanks to a compromise between Southern politicians who want democrats counted in the population, for the sake of boosting Southern congressional representation, and Northern conservatives who didn’t, the Trump dynasty enshrined the three-fifths clause in the New and Improved So Great It Makes Your Head Spin American Constitution the Orange version. This royal decree set the census value of a democrat as 60 percent of the value of a free person.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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I used to be a Real Asshole as well. Now I just play one on tv.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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How could you tell it was me?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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I know how you feel red but if you think decapitation is bad, imagine if you had said N-----!?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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I find that a young male ward who I can mentor and bring up works far better.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 1 week ago
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Dog ass me!
Cow shit I know?
Asshole Joe Bob maybe he would know?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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Despite the constant negative press covfefe - American President Donald Trump
"Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" - American President Donald Trump

The world wonders at the true meaning of covfefe. Did the American President have a stroke mid tweet? Is it a code word for Russian agents? What can it mean? Does it mean anything? Is it nothing more than a 'brainfart'?

Perhaps it is his twitter password?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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Gender nonconformity in childhood and adolescence is a strong predictor for homosexuality. [24] Gender is used to denote the public lived role as boy or girl, man or woman. There are differences in gender behavior. Males in general are more independent, assertive and competitive, while females are more passive, sensitive and supportive. Gender nonconformity refers to somatic features or behaviors that are not typical (in a statistical sense) of individuals with the same assigned gender in a given society and historical era [58]. Individuals who are not content with their assigned gender and want to change it are called transsexuals, or transgender, or gender dysphoric. Gender nonconforming individuals are heterogenous as a group. Depending on the cause of the gender nonconformity, they can be divided in these categories: a) Individuals with no visible psychopathology; b) Males who begin to show gender nonconforming behavior during puberty or adulthood and who cross-dress. Most of these males feel sexually aroused when fantasizing of being a woman. [59] Their behavior is called “autogynephilia” and is categorized as a paraphilia in DSM-5. Paraphilias are compulsive behaviors similar to substance and behavioral addictions. c) Individuals with psychological disorders. Gender nonconformity in this subgroup may be the result of cognitive problems. Individuals with an autism spectrum disorder or autistic traits have increased rates of gender nonconformity. [60] [61] Schizophrenia is also more prevalent among individuals with gender dysphoria. [62] Psychological disorders are much more prevalent among transgenders than in the general population, even years after a sex reassignment surgery, therefore the psychiatric symptoms seem not to be solely a consequence of gender dysphoria.[63] The heterogeneity in the typology of transgenders may be the reason for the finding in a recent study that the sexual hormone levels for transgender males are within the normal range, while females have slightly increased testosterone levels. [64] Masculine lesbians Gender nonconforming, masculine behavior is predictable of homosexuality in females. [24] Androgens, especially testosterone, are the hormones usually responsible for the masculinisation of behavior and physical features. High testosterone levels have been found in lesbians. [65] Females can be exposed to high levels of androgens prenatally or postnatally. Prenatal exposure of female fetuses to male hormones, increases the likelihood of them being homosexual. [66] Postnatal exposure of females to testosterone has also been linked to an increased chance of homosexuality. Around half of transsexuals report a change in sexual orientation during transitioning and this has been partially attributed to treatment with hormones, especially testosterone. [67] [68] Androgens in the female are produced mainly by the ovary and the adrenal gland. One of the most common reasons for high androgen production among women is Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). Polycystic ovaries are found in 32% to 88% of untreated female-to-male transsexuals. [69] [70] [71] In a study by Agrawal et al. (2004), with 254 lesbians and 364 heterosexual women, 80% of lesbian women compared to 32% of heterosexual women had polycystic ovaries on pelvic ultrasound examination. There were no significant differences in the androgen concentrations between lesbian and heterosexual women with normal ovaries. However, lesbian women with polycystic ovary/PCOS had a significantly higher free androgen index compared with heterosexual women with PCO/PCOS. [72] Agrawal et al. suggest that the high androgen levels may contribute to homosexuality in the women. PCOS is the most common endocrine disorder in women of childbearing age, affecting 5% to 10% of women in this age group. [73] In a study by Manlove et al. (2008) with 34 women with PCOS, the women reported less feminine childhood behavior, less gender-typical behavior and there was a tendency toward bisexuality and fluid sexual orientation. [74] In a systematic review of studies on diets, high-carbohydrate diets were associated with an increased free androgen index; low-glycemic index diets with improved menstrual regularity, reductions in insulin resistance. Weight loss improved the presentation of PCOS regardless of dietary composition in the majority of studies [75]. Insulin resistance and compensatory hyperinsulinemia have been recognized as a key factor in the pathogenesis of PCOS, and a diet with no high glycemic index food (no sugar and similar foods), together with low fat, is recommended for PCOS. [76] Female children of women with PCOS have increased levels of androgens upon birth. [77] Therefore the effect of PCOS (hence of a high sugar, high fat diet) on sexual orientation may extend beyond the mother to her female offspring. The adrenal glands The adrenal glands are a source of increased androgen production in women and in prepubertal men (whose testicles do not yet produce testosterone). In prepubertal boys the excess of adrenal androgens leads to virilization and precocious puberty, while in prepubertal girls, it leads to inappropriate virilization. [78] Girls with increased androgen production due to congenital or non-classical adrenal hyperplasia, have increased homosexuality rates. [79] Non-classical adrenal hyperplasia begins during childhood or adulthood. According to the authors of the study such increased rates were attributed both to the prenatal effect and masculinization of childhood behavior due to the increased androgen production by the adrenal glands. In a study with 12 female-to-male transsexuals, six (50%) had symptoms of non-classical adrenal hyperplasia. [71] About 25-30% of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome cases are due to excess production of androgens by the adrenal glands. [80] High-fat diets cause adrenal hyperplasia in mice. [81] Nonclassical adrenal hyperplasia is a form of adrenal insufficiency and although there are no formal studies of the effect of diet on this condition in humans (that I am aware of), in alternative medicine, a healthy diet is considered important for the health of the adrenal glands. According to Dr. Daniel Kalish, the standard American diet is “a perfect recipe for destroying your adrenal glands.” He recommends eating a diet low in sugar and carbs for adrenal health. [82] The adrenal glands are an essential organ in stress response, and stress exposure causes increased adrenal size in experiments with animals. [83] [84] Therefore stress may increase androgen production in susceptible women.  Feminine and hyper-masculine gays In studies on gender nonconformity [24] [85] [86], men with feminized, gender nonconforming behavior have an increased risk of becoming homosexual. Testosterone has a strong influence on masculinity. Anti-androgens and estrogens are given during hormonal replacement therapy to male-to-female transgender patients in order to demasculinize and feminize them. [87] Prenatal low testosterone levels in males have been associated with increased homosexuality in adulthood. [66] Postnatal testosterone levels can also affect sexual orientation. Some studies have been done with eunuchs (castrated males). Testosterone levels are very low in eunuchs. In a study with eunuchs who were not transsexuals, by Brett M.A. et al. (2007), 22% of the eunuchs reported a change in sexual orientation after castration. [88] In another study by Handy et al. (2016), 20-30% of eunuchs reported a change after castration in the preferred gender of attraction, fantasies or relationships. The average age at castration was 43 years old. [89] Most of the eunuchs in both studies were taking supplemental testosterone and/or estrogen. A considerable percentage of male-to-female transsexuals report a change in their sexual orientation during the transition process, and some of them attribute the change to the sexual hormone therapy. [90] Male-to-female transsexuals report a shift in sexual orientation after sex reassignment surgery (from 54% predominantly attracted to women to 25% after sex reassignment surgery). [91] While males with low testosterone levels are more at risk for homosexuality because of the effect testosterone has on gender conformity, males with high testosterone levels could be more at risk due to increased sexual drive. Sexual behavior is complex and affected by factors in addition to testosterone. As a result, different studies show different testosterone levels in homosexuals: some show low levels, [92] [93], some show high levels of testosterone [94] and other studies show normal testosterone levels. [95] [96] Obesity and excess weight are associated with lower testosterone levels in males and low calorie diets can improve testosterone deficiency in males. [97] [98] Consumption of sugar causes insulin release. A study by Simon et al. (1992) with 1,292 healthy men found that as total plasma testosterone decreased with each decade of age, insulin increased with each decade of age. The inverse association between testosterone and insulin was independent of age. The association remained even when obesity was accounted for. That is, even men who were not obese had higher odds of having low testosterone if they had high insulin levels. [99]  Males more susceptible to a negative effect of diet on reproductive hormones may be those with a problematic liver. Chronic liver diseases have been associated with feminization, hypo-androgenization and hyper-estrogenization in males. [100] Cirrhosis, a severe liver disease, is associated with testicular atrophy, female pattern distribution of hair, gynecomastia (development of the mammary gland). Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease is widespread in the population [101], including children. It affects almost 10% of all children in the United States. Approximately 1% of 2- to 4-year-olds, and 17% of 15- to 19-year-olds have non-alcoholic fatty liver disease [102]. Poor diet is considered the leading cause of non-alcoholic fatty liver, with the biggest offenders being sugar and fruit juices. Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease is considered a consequence of insulin resistance. [103] A diet low in high-glycemic index carbohydrates, fat and alcohol is recommended for it. [104] Chronic stress is also associated with non-alcoholic fatty liver disease [105]. Melatonin, the anti-stress hormone that is produced during the night, has been proposed as treatment for nonalcoholic fatty liver disease. [106]. Vitamin deficiencies have also been linked with low testosterone levels. When male children with delayed puberty were treated with vitamin A for several months, they achieved puberty similar to children treated with testosterone. [107] Male rats with vitamin A deficiency have low testosterone levels. [108] Vitamin A is abundant in organ meats, green leaves, carrots, etc. — all foods that are scarce in today’s children’s menus. There are also several studies that show an association between low vitamin D levels and low testosterone levels. [109] The effect of diet on testosterone may be more pronounced before and during early puberty, when the level of testosterone is still relatively low. Low testosterone levels are associated with low self-confidence, timidity and fearfulness in males. [110]  As it will be later discussed, low testosterone levels during childhood and puberty may interfere with the volume of a structure in the brain (sexually dimorphic nucleus in the preoptic area, SDN-POA), which has been shown to be smaller in homosexuals. Low testosterone levels can be noticeable in obese males. Cases of transsexualism, with extremely low testosterone levels have been noted in obese men. [111] Historians narrate about tribes where obesity as well as feminization of males was rampant: “The most remarkable of all the nomadic tribes of the Kuban is that called the Nogays or Mongutays. The members of this are distinguished from the others by the Mongolian features, which characterize their entire physical structure. The men are obese, large and swollen, the cheek bones very prominent, the eyes deep sunken, and the beard sparse. When they are reduced by disease, or when they have attained to an advanced age, the skin of the whole body becomes wrinkled, the beard disappears altogether, and in this state they present a great resemblance to women. They become incapable of the procreative act, and their feelings as well as their actions cease to be like those of the sex to which they belong. Obliged to fly from the society of men, they seek that of women, whose dress they adopt.” [112] While in some males the high calorie diet lowers testosterone, in others it may increase it above normal levels. It has been proposed that a syndrome similar to PCOS exists in males and is associated with high levels of free androgens and high insulin resistance. [113] Both low testosterone and high testosterone in males would increase the risk for homosexuality: the former because it increases gender non-conformity, while the later because it increases sexual drive. Adherents to the raw food diet (low-calorie, sugar-free, low fat) seem to better conserve the physical gender differences than those consuming the mainstream diet. Tonya Zavasta, the author of five books on a raw food diet, notes that aging chronic raw foodists do not begin to resemble the opposite sex, common in their peers who eat the mainstream diet. [114] Another reason for feminization of males may be exposure of humans to xeno-estrogens: environmental pollutants (different pesticides, chemicals used in the manufacturing of plastics, etc.), which mimic the effect of estrogen and have been implicated in demasculinization of different species. [115] [116] Such exposure has increased considerably during the 20th century and may have a synergistic effect with diet [117] and sleep deprivation.

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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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American Liberals..., the smart ones...

Oxymoron

Refugee Ta-Ta's


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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Author Rita Strakosha, M.P.S. in Clinical Psychology has released a paper linking homosexuality to an unhealthy diet. It claims that Homosexuals consume large amounts of high glycemic index foods and fat leaning toward carbohydrates.
Also that among people who have an imbalanced diet Homosexuality appears to be more frequent.

The paper ties homosexuality to fats, sugars and alcohol, and claims that cutting them out of your diet along with adequate sleep can “prevent the return of homosexual attractions”. So for the sake of your manliness stop eating the chicken nuggets!

“Gay men, lesbian and bisexual women report a higher odds of sugar-sweetened beverage consumption than straight men and women. Access to a high calorie diet and alcoholic drinks was limited to the social elite circles in the past. Homosexuality as well appears to have been more frequent among that group.”

Additionally masturbation is right out.

“In spring man may permit himself to ejaculate once every three days, but in summer and autumn he should limit his ejaculations to twice a month.
“During the cold of winter, a man should preserve his semen and avoid ejaculation altogether. One ejaculation in winter is one hundred times more harmful than an ejaculation in the spring.”

If you shove this into your piehole . . .

You'll probably end up shoving something else into your A-hole


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Not my circus, not my monkeys.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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American President Donald Trump: French people. Very bad. I will tell you, the French people? They never bathe. It's true. Jared just told me. Disgusting. Plus they eat cheese and well, let's face it. France? Worst country in history.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Yes, that is correct according to the author.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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So like, how many do you need? And do you need them all at one time?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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So you say you are having difficulty with an autistic guy who has a crush on you? I say give him a chance. You may well warm up to him and begin to see his eccentricities as cute quirks. I wish you both the best.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 4 weeks ago
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Why should they be told "Well, a quick Google search would tell you..."

And the result of this is that Google returns become polluted with pages that have no information beyond 'Just Google it N00B!'

In my exp. those that give dismissive answers do so because they don't know the answer and just want to pose. ( The exception to this however are the annoyingly entitled that need a good whack with a cluebat )

I don't agree about the ass kissing. A simple thank you should be suff.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 4 weeks ago
[ 2.96 | -0.16 ] [#10053]

These radical refugees are laughing at the gullible Western Infidels

250,000 Syrians cost Canada $678 Billion to resettle with an additional $245 Billion budgeted over the next five years. Liberals have earmarked an additional $24 Billion to assist in reuniting families.
Refugees of course come to the country having no jobs or means of support. Therefore they recieve $1,890 per month in cash and an additional $580 in Social Aid for a total of $2,470 per month or nearly $29,000 per year per refugee.

Mexico has offered to take up to 10,000 Syrian refugees. However only a single refugee has accepted the offer, a student named Essa Hassan. Hassan was greeted by a group of reporters and supporters at Mexico City's Benito Juarez International Airport. The student thanked the crowd for its support, but emphasized he wished to return to Syria.

"I did not want to be a part of that war, so my only choice was to leave the country," Hassan told reporters. "[Syria] is my place, my language, and my country. I will return."

Not even refugees fleeing a war torn hell want to go to Mexico.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 4 weeks ago
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The Australian Parliament and Queen of Australia, General Sir Peter Cosgrove have enacted legislation to change the name of the Australian dollar (The Aussie) to the Dollarydoo.

”Dollarydoos” is a reference to a 1995 episode of the show “The Simpsons.”

Policy makers at the Reserve Bank of Australia spent last year trying to weaken the currency by cutting the central bank’s benchmark interest-rate target, and suggesting in public speeches that more cuts would be ahead. They last cut reduced the country’s benchmark-rate target this month, lowering it by 25 basis points to 2% and causing the Aussie to weaken near collapse.

The Aussie — as the country’s currency is commonly known — has shed 37% of its value against the U.S. dollar over the past year as falling industrial-commodity prices and slowing demand from China have rattled the country’s mining-dependent economy.

China is Australia’s largest trading partner, buying 73.7% of its exports, according to the CIA World Factbook. Australia’s three largest exports are coal, iron ore and gold.

The Aussie, as its more commonly known, recently traded at 32.60 cents, slightly above its weakest level.

Parlamentarian Thomas Probst, told us that the new name would stimulate the economy by creating demand for the country’s currency.

“This will make millions of people around the world want to get their hands on some Australian currency due to the real-life Simpsons reference, driving up the value of the Australian currency,”

"They're going to have to do something and soon," said an anonymous source in the Federal Executive Council, "Other nations are tired of having to support us. The IMF has been talking about selling the country to the damn Kiwi's for pennies! I may have to go back to raising sheep for a living!"


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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You need one of these in your apartment lobby.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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It was down? How could you tell?


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Created by Batman 3 months, 3 weeks ago
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'Fearless Girl' commisioned by World's Largest Bank.

'Sketchy Dog' created by loser who couldn't even afford real bronze.

Typical Americans giving attention to inconsequential things.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 4 weeks ago
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False advertising is a civil not criminal charge.
Fake.


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Created by Batman 3 months, 4 weeks ago
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Is this award suitable for framing? Does it involve a stipend? What is the next milestone? Reminds me of 4chan in the Moot era. Beaucoup mojo for certain posts until mods and newfags destroyed the site beyond all repair.


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