I Am Absolutely Serious.
In other news, Google sent me about 500 referrals last month for queries having to do with the Oregon Theater No Holds Barred Sex Club in South-East Portland.
I Swear I'm Not Making This Up:
Every single Friday and Saturday night - even when they're not having... uh... "parties" - a woman shows up who wants to have sex with every last man in attendance.
One must ask her husband for permission first!