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Created by Mike_Crawford 3 weeks, 3 days ago
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It is the Diminutive.

I've been spelling this wrong for thirty-five fucking years.

OH THE SHAME THE SHAME!!!11!!!11OMG PONIES!!!1!

Why didn't some kind, gentle mentor set me on the right path?

-- Misha


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Created by MSNBC 3 weeks, 2 days ago
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You should have used this:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/rosetta-stone-learn-languages/id435588892?mt=8

Set it to learn Russian and pay to unlock the advanced features.


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Created by Mike_Crawford 3 weeks, 1 day ago
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I really am going to learn Español, but at least at first by watching the free lessons that are available on YouTube.

I should have purchased the Rosetta Spanish when I was pursuing that Denny's waitress. I'm pretty sure that had I really put effort into learning Spanish she and I would have become an item.

Well these days there is another Mexican woman I'm interested in. She speaks some English well but I have to speak very slowly for her to understand me.

Next time I see her I'm going to bring her a red rose. I expect that to be sometime in the next couple of weeks.


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Created by MSNBC 2 weeks, 6 days ago
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La Puta! Call her that and she will love you. It means the slut.


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