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Created by Mike_Crawford 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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I want to extract a few seconds from an AVI file then put the extracted video into an animated GIF.

I don't know the codec - I couldn't be bothered to find out. But VLC Media Player plays it just fine.

You will shit yourself laughing when I post the GIF. As the Men's Wearhouse guy sez: "I guarantee it".

It doesn't have to happen all in one tool.

If it's any help I own a paid copy of GIF Converter for Mac OS X. "GIF Converter" is quite a suggestive name, but even if it would do all the work for me, I still can't be bothered to look up how it's done.

I also have a working MacPorts installation.

If you're desperate, I could also used Windows 8.1 or - when I de-bork my borked installation - Devuan Linux.

(I don't use Linux Mint anymore because version 18 includes systemd.)


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Created by MSNBC 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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Tdillo saidz before that Movie Maker is all you need, no homo! He says you have to install it with the ransomware from Microsoft Live or something.

I installed it and my computer froze up and it asked for 10 Bitcoins to release my data files. So I paid the 60 cents 10 bitcoins were worth at the time and freed them up.


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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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Created by Mike_Crawford 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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May I Have Your Baby?


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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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Why of course. How do you like your baby, smothered in onions?
Cut into quarters, breaded, & deep fried?
or seasoned, and slapped, fresh, on a hot grill with some peppers and served with warm tortillas?

Norm just moved out to the desert southwest on his doctor's orders, told him he needed to get away from the stress. Well he was just settling in when he hears somebody pull up. "HOOWDAYAUM NEIGHBOR!", WELCOME! I hear you moved all the way out from Moe-Sura to end up in this dry-pecker shitbox. Well, every body here is crazier than a shit-house rat.
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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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I reckon you can just tell me all about it


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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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I would, but unfortunately you lack sufficient Sparkle Magik.


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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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OH SHIT FIRE!

[YOU'LL SAVE ON MATCHES]


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Created by Mike_Crawford 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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I like my coffee like I like my women:

Strong, black, ground-up and in my freezer.


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Created by anonymous 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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I like coffee. I like tea. I like a wet vagina and it likes me.


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Created by Mike_Crawford 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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My Bad:

That should have been "Piss yourselves laughing".

Forgive me just this once for failing you.


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