Created by United_Fools 10 months, 1 week ago
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MDC cannot compete with him

but the CIA may make use of this...

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Created by tdillo 10 months, 1 week ago
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The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm.
It's an honor to meet you sir!
Yes, it is.
You green?
It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.
Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Yeah, we call it human nature.

You got a message?
It might be important.
Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.
This is good news, guaranteed.
What does it say?
You're fired

Beeg Badda-BOOM! Beeg

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Created by Mike_Crawford 10 months, 1 week ago
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I'll be able to compete when my Antiminer L3+ arrives.

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