Created by Mike_Crawford 2 weeks, 3 days ago
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On a crowded train

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Created by anonymous 2 weeks, 3 days ago
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If there's something weird sleeping in your bed, let me tell you something.
If there's something strange sleeping in your bed, let me tell you something.
Bustin' makes me feel good.

So Craig Ferguson, the former Scottish comedian. Well, he's still a comedian but not Scottish. He's been a citizen of the U.S. for some time.

In his new special, Tickle Fight, he tells one joke. The entire presentation consists of the lead up and subsequent telling of this one joke. Not just any joke either. But the oldest joke in the world. Turns out his friend is some kind of archeologist and his team had discovered an ancient Pissor. And on the wall was inscribed this heartfelt ode. I present to you, a rough translation, of the oldest joke in the world;

[TODO:[Insert text of oldest joke here]

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Created by ABCNEWS 3 days, 19 hours ago
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Oldest joke in the world

"God said let there be light, and then his wife flipped the wrong switch and started the big bang!"

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