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Created by Mike_Crawford 2 weeks, 5 days ago
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I got out of bed at 11:45.

I'm on my way to work. I won't be able to put much time in today.

My product is quite close to being done


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Created by OrionBlastar 2 weeks, 3 days ago
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Don't you have, oh, I dunno, some sort of smart phone with a clock app that you can use to play an annoying noise or song until you wake up and stop it?

If not, then pls invent an app that can do that!

Play this song:
https://youtu.be/OsxwwhJ6GrY


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Created by anonymous 2 weeks, 4 days ago
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Is this an euphemism for masturbation?


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Created by Mike_Crawford 2 weeks, 4 days ago
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No, I usually spank the monkey just before going to bed.


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