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Created by Mike_Crawford 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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I got out of bed at 11:45.

I'm on my way to work. I won't be able to put much time in today.

My product is quite close to being done


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Created by OrionBlastar 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Don't you have, oh, I dunno, some sort of smart phone with a clock app that you can use to play an annoying noise or song until you wake up and stop it?

If not, then pls invent an app that can do that!

Play this song:
https://youtu.be/OsxwwhJ6GrY


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Created by anonymous 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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Is this an euphemism for masturbation?


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Created by Mike_Crawford 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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No, I usually spank the monkey just before going to bed.


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