Created by MiniTrue 9 months, 3 weeks ago
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Wakes up and sees:

New Star Wars movie, new Bladerunner Movie, new Jumanji movie, new Star Trek movie, more and more rebooted movies.

Oh yeah Black People are protesting like it was the 1950s as well as the Civil Rights Act of 1964, HUD, and Desegergation don't exist anymore because some rich white guy is President instead of some rich white woman.

We may even be going to war with Korea again, or have another Civil War!

History keeps repeating itself until we learn from it.

Rebooted movies
Black rioting and looting
Korean War 2.0
Civil War 2.0
Russia rigging elections
Apple selling the same iPhone with a different number
WTF is a Fidgit Spinner?
Microsoft XBox One S?
RAMs moved back to LA
Pot is legal in some states?
Gay Marriage is legal but Gay rights is not?
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Created by anonymous 9 months, 3 weeks ago
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I don't question what year it is. I question what Universe are we in and how the fuck do we get back? It's like an episode of Star Trek where the Enterprise visits a planet ruled by a giant Cheeto with a bad combover.

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Created by OrionBlastar 9 months, 3 weeks ago
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What universe is this? Why Hell of course! God Emperor Trump is an Orange-American Devil that now rules Hell.

In the real universe, they have peace and harmony after Black Hitler Nelson Mandella rose to power and had all White People rounded up into labor camps and then murdered with poison gas. White People started out as Black people until they got some sort of genetic disease that turned their skin white and gave them anger issues and mental health issues. But with all of the white people died in the real universe Opera Winfrey is the new President and the USA flag is now a rainbow flag with a star for each color of each state.

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Created by anonymous 9 months, 2 weeks ago
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Trumps wig is really a Tribble that controls his brain.

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Created by anonymous 9 months, 2 weeks ago
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The book and movie "Awakenings" document the discovery that L-Dopa - a chemical precursor for Dopamine - reawakened people who had suffered sleeping sickness for decades.

But tragically, the L-Dopa loses its effectiveness after a while. All those poor people went back to sleep.

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