Without him, there would be no Magic Club or Mary's Garden for Crawford to spend his EBT card at.
Princess Leia would not be in a Bikini in Star Wars Episode Six Return of the Jedi.
Women would cover up with Burkas instead of showing off the bodies, etc.
There would be no Porn to steal from your father as you grew up as a teenager trying to appease your hormones.
Some of us like Crawford never grew up and need Playboy and Strip Clubs to function.