Created by United_Fools 11 months, 1 week ago
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Where you are is too close to North Korea

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Created by tdillo 11 months, 1 week ago
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Canada is the much better choice. Didn't they just send some kid over to make nice with Kimbo Kimchi-slice?

In the meantime you all have been reading through the literature of my day right? Polished up your Duck & Cover skills? It's darkly comical in that I spent a good third of my life under the constant threat of mutually assured destruction. Well I'd love to stay and chat but I got to go and air out the shelter. Sweep it out some, top off the fuel and water, etc. Oh yeah, you all have your haz-mat gear and gas mask right? Epi-pen and shit? Yeah, if they can lob a Fat Boy at the golden state they can just as easy load up some of that B and a dab of C to round out the N.

"May you live in interesting times."

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Created by OrionBlastar 11 months, 1 week ago
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Yeah Crawford should just defect to Canada as a political refugee because of the toxic environment that Trump has made in the USA leading to World War 3 or Nuke War 1 or whatever.

If not for Hillary's gross incompetence, and Obama's feel good but fail hard policies, Trump would never have been elected. I figure God did that for the LULZ for the USA, to get even for kicking him out of public schools and the public in general. I'm sure The Devil had nothing to do with it but laughs just as hard about the situation.

Crawford should have stayed in Canada and enjoyed one mental hospital stay after another because of how free it is in cost, and they also let you use a laptop in psyche wards in Canada, and stay married to Bonita for as long as it takes to become a Canadian citizen.

After all, how many Mac OSX Kernel hackers and driver programmers do they have in Canada? So they have to make an exception for him to defect to them. Plus Trump changed all launch codes to 123456789 because it is easier to remember. North Korea is trying to win a pissing contest with a micropenis and Trump is just waiting to dick slap him with the USA's might long horsecock penis and ability to destroy the Earth over 50X or more.

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Created by anonymous 11 months, 1 week ago
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Nerve gas requires an Atapen - atropine

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Created by anonymous 11 months, 1 week ago
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Burp, just making beef jerky and bacon and freeze drying it to last longer. Honey last almost forever as well.

I heard on surivival talk that you can go without food for a while, but not water. So store up as much water as you can. I've been buying drinking water in 2 gallon jugs from Walmart and other places. I got a rag on a stick to warsh myself, and got some of that discount drum of antibacterial alcohol in case I can't spare any water to clean myself.

I got two old railway cars buried under the backyard of my house with two emergency backup generators, I downloaded a shitload of tv shows and movies to video format on my Linux PC for entertainment and a shitload of ebooks and shit to read.

I got all kinds of guns and swords and axes and bottles to use to fill with gasoline to fight off zombies and other shitlords who want to take my shit from me.

Texas is going to be ground zero, try moving to the Ozarks in Missouri and live with your hillbilly cousins as they shoot rifles down the hill against the rioters and looters.

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