have decided to drop out of the US work force.
The liberals and conservatives have fucked things up beyond repair and we are leaving to make our own island nation.
California will be the first state to cede from the union. Then it will be Washington and others. We are taking all the blue and tech states.
you'll be left with muddy farmland in red states not worth as much.
Our new President will be Al Gore of the Communist Commonwealth of America or CCA.
Tell Blastard we don't want Missouri! It has too many statues to Confederate states in it.