Created by Mike_Crawford 10 months, 1 week ago
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How nut$.

A Pennsylvania man has been awarded $870,000 after a doctor removed the wrong testicle during a surgery in 2013, according to Fox 43.

Steven Hanes, 54, of Mount Union, Pa., was operated on to remove a painful right testicle, after experiencing pain for years. Medical imaging showed that the testicle was nearly half the size of the other, the same outlet reports.

However, Hanes discovered that his left testicle — the healthy one — had been removed in the procedure.

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This stock image shows a man holding his crotch. In Pennsylvania, a 54-year-old patient was awarded nearly $900,000 after a doctor removed the wrong testicle. (ANDRIANO_CZ/GETTY IMAGES/ISTOCKPHOTO)
A Pennsylvania jury allowed for Hanes to receive $620,000 in compensatory damages and $250,000 in punitive damages.

The latter part of that award is a result of the jury finding the surgeon, Dr. Valley Spencer Long, “recklessly indifferent” in his treatment of Hanes, Fox 43 writes.

It is the first medical malpractice verdict in the immediate area in at least 25 years.

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Created by tdillo 10 months, 1 week ago
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He'll have to rub his eyes when he wakes up now. Since he ain't got no nuts to scratch.

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Three soldiers wounded in Iraq come home and are greeted by President Obama. He thanks them for their service, but tells them that, because of budget cuts, there have been some changes to the way you will be compensated for your wounds. You will be paid $100 per inch from any one part of your body to any other part of your body, you get to choose the parts.

The first soldier, somewhat disappointed, says "Measure from the top of my head to the tip of my toes.", he is measured, and paid.

The second soldier says, with his arms stretched wide, "Measure from the tip of my left hand to the tip of my right." He is measured, and paid.

The third soldier smiles happily, and says, "I want you to measure from the head of my penis to my testicles." Somewhat confused, President Obama says, "Whatever you say, soldier, drop your pants." The President looks, and sees that the soldiers testicles are actually missing. After a moment, Barack regains his composure, and asks "Where are they son?" The Soldier looks at the president, smiles, and says, "Baghdad."

A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

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Created by Mike_Crawford 10 months, 1 week ago
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Working Software's beta testers were all notable people.

I called one to find out how my build was working for him. "I'm sorry, I was out of the country."

"Where were you?"

"Downtown Baghdad."

He was tending the communications for a TV network during the first persian gulf war.

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Created by tdillo 10 months ago
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Created by tdillo 10 months ago
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I trust he made it home more or less intact? It's one thing to leave one's heart in San Francisco, quite another to leave one's balls in Baghdad.

Some dudes have bearings or marbles inserted post testicular trauma for cosmetic purposes. I figure if'n it were me I'd have em put bells in so that with practice I might play a little tune.

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