Created by Mike_Crawford 1 year, 2 months ago
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I finally got off my lazy ass to go grocery shopping.

I even bought bananas!

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Created by anonymous 1 year, 2 months ago
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Created by tdillo 1 year, 2 months ago
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Hey dude, Are you a Martian?

Researchers have found a genetic mutation that turns people into Martians — at least when it comes to sleep patterns. People with the mutation tend to be night owls because it keeps them on a perpetual 24 ½ hour schedule — close to the Martian 24 hour, 39 minute day, researchers reported in the journal Cell. With their body clocks always running a little longer than everybody else's, it's like having perpetual jet lag, the researchers at the Rockefeller University report. "Carriers of the mutation have longer days than the planet gives them, so they are essentially playing catch-up for their entire lives," said Alina Patke, who headed up the research effort.

Maybe all this time you thought you were fucked up when actually it was a genetic mutation. Perhaps you are a higher form of life, or maybe some kind of alien from Mars?

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Created by Mike_Crawford 1 year, 2 months ago
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I'm definitely a night owl.

It doesn't help to go to bed early, I just lie there awake. But if I go to bed late, and get up late I can deal with it.

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