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Created by MSNBC 1 day, 2 hours ago
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"He's one mean sonnava bitch! He doesn't respect anyone but himself hates black people, hates immigrants, hates Muslims, hates GLBTTQ people, a big rich meanie who won't share his ill-gotten gains from playing Monopoly with real money and houses/hotels!" -Al Fraken

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Created by United_Fools 1 day, 1 hour ago
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hey, that is not fake news?

or so it seems. That is new

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Created by Mike_Crawford 1 day, 7 hours ago
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Created by MSNBC 1 day, 1 hour ago
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Every women you kiss her hand and ask if she is dating, etc:

Did you show her your William Jefferson Clinton?

Pokemon Triggers Nonbinary people:

How piracy really works:

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Created by tdillo 1 day, 6 hours ago
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Created by CBSNEWS 22 hours, 52 minutes ago
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Already been done in the 1950's with a Gay Batman of Earth-2.

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Created by CBSNEWS 23 hours, 4 minutes ago
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I am glad that Batman finally came out of the closet to call himself gay. Batwoman was already out as a lesbian and she's his cousin. Diversity means they should take existing characters and make changes to them so they are more diverse.

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Created by CBSNEWS 23 hours, 1 minute ago
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Rich and powerful men are being accused of rape, sodomy, exposing themselves to a minor, sexual abuse, sexual harassment, sexual assault, autofellatio, and groping women and girls:

liberal Democrats get an excuse and walk, everyone else is guilty without any proof or evidence!

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Created by United_Fools 22 hours, 36 minutes ago
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well, Republicans do the same too... Democrats do not claim they are Christian Saints but Republicans do claim that

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Created by United_Fools 1 day ago
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one word: Alabama

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Created by MSNBC 1 day, 22 hours ago
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Oopsie doodle! How did FOXnews miss this one?

Nugget in a biscuit!

Is this another Blastard level of mistake? I swear people are stepping down from jobs like crazy!

Everyone knows that all white people look alike! Just ask Black Lives Matter, or any Gender Studies or Liberal Arts major that smokes too much dope!

Yeah Shaggy and Scoob, the SJWs really are that dumb!

It is so stupid that it is leading to a problem where people get fired or step down quicker than they can be hired!

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Created by United_Fools 1 day, 7 hours ago
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Look at these these White people:

aren't the White people diverse?

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Created by United_Fools 2 days, 6 hours ago
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All that deep stuff, we meant, the deep learning stuff, is nothing more than...

trial and error!

what else is new under the sun?

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Created by CBSNEWS 2 days, 1 hour ago
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Trial and Error? That's not intelligence that is brute force hacking!

Artificial Intelligence is brute force hacking?

We need fools to counter this, more genuine stupidity!

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Created by CBSNEWS 2 days, 1 hour ago
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I remember John Titor and Blastard getting into a fight with this guy:

Why do Time Travelers fight and not form a space time traveler union or something?

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Created by MiniTrue 3 days, 7 hours ago
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Created by FakeNews 2 days, 23 hours ago
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See this new released evidence in the form of videos that prove that Buggs Bunny is a transgender woman as well:

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Created by FOXNews 2 days, 23 hours ago
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Created by anonymous 2 days, 9 hours ago
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Created by ABCNEWS 1 day, 22 hours ago
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Welcome to Kr5ddit, I love it when you report stories like this:

All of those macho men in politics that claim to be a stud to over 50 women are going to get attacked by the feminists!

Shit man, you'd have to be a Nerd Virgin like Blastard not to make a boast like that!

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Created by United_Fools 23 hours, 59 minutes ago
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White people can learn from the Black people on how to fight against discrimination!

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Created by CBSNEWS 22 hours, 48 minutes ago
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Did you know that white people are a minority on the planet with being only like 250 million white people? 1 billion Arabic Muslims, 1 billion Indians, 2 billion Chinese, and 1 billion Africans?

White people need to know that they are a minority and oppressed and being discriminated against for IT jobs so more Indians can take those jobs and earn moar money!

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Created by United_Fools 22 hours, 45 minutes ago
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wait, that is not right... Arabic Muslims are mostly white people, and Indians are white people, too (excluding these with original colors before they were conquered by the Aryans... not the British but the earlier white people)

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Created by CBSNEWS 5 days ago
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I heard a rumour that they are removing the mental illness disqualification

So now Crawford can join the Marines as I heard they are living the age requirement as well as bringing back the draft.

Transgender and gay people will be back in the military after the Supreme Court overturns Trump's executive order.

Canada and Mexico are too hard to get into for draft dodgers.

Get your ass to space:

Become space Vikings!

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Created by United_Fools 5 days ago
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wait. a previois post says the majority of the populations, the lower class, would be eliminated.
Now you are saying everyone will be drafted. Then they cannot re-balance the population because there would not be enough people for the military.

Who is right? One of the two must be fake news!

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Created by anonymous 4 days, 12 hours ago
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put your glasses on UF, it clearly stated in the previous article that law enforcement and military personnel would be exempt as they would pose too great a risk but as long as nobody fucks with them they don't give a shit what Govt does to the rest of the Hoi Polloi

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Created by NBCNEWS 4 days, 8 hours ago
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First, they take away all guns, and then the police round up all poor and middle-class people in FEMA camps made out of old Walmarts. Second, they promise them free food and medical care. Third, they get to the FEMA camps and are gassed or electrocuted.

Before all that, they put chemicals in the water to make everyone gay.

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Created by CBSNEWS 4 days, 21 hours ago
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It is all fake news, Herbert!

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Created by United_Fools 4 days, 4 hours ago
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The Saint in Alabama, Roy Moore, is increasingly look darker like a N***

Who made Roy Moore do the bad things during his 30s? Were the liberal and wild culture of the 60s and 70s to be blamed? or someone or something else? vote in the poll

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Created by tdillo 3 days, 14 hours ago
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In the images above please note, the gropee is an ADULT. This excuses nothing of course nor is it meant to. However Judge Moore was banned from the towns Shopping Mall because he was cruising for underage females. Not 'Barely Legal' nor even almost legal. But repeatedly engaging in felonious predatory behaviour. The man is a PEDOPHILE (actually more accurate but no less legal, an Ephebophile) primarily targeting children from 14-16. This man needs to be in prison or under psychiatric treatment at least. The evidence is immaculately sourced. To deny it is like denying the Earth orbits the Sun. It has nothing to do with partisanship or pro-anti Trump. This man is a sexual predator and needs to be institutionalized immediately. The fact that he isn't and that we have stooges running around defending this behaviour should be a wake up call that this country is FUCKED and we need to do something about these idiots.

Liberal strategy so far has been like the beginning of the 80's film "Roadhouse" with Patrick Swayze. And now is the time our country needs it's Swayze. And Liberals need to adopt the Swayze Roadhouse Rules:

(1) NEVER underestimate your opponent. EXPECT the unexpected.
(2) Take it outside. Never start anything inside the Roadhouse unless it's absolutely necessary.
(3) Be nice.

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker? Be nice.
Ask them to walk, but be nice. If they won't walk, walk them, but be nice. If you can't walk them by yourself, one of the others will help you and you will both be nice.
Remember, that it's your job as an informed and patriotic citizen, it's nothing personal.

I know you're wondering, 'Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?' No, it's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
'But', you may rebut, 'What if somebody calls my candidate a whore?' Then ask yourself, is she?

You must be nice.

Until it's time...

To NOT be nice.

At which point, you watch my back and I'll watch yours, and we watch each others...

... and we take out the trash!

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Created by anonymous 3 days, 2 hours ago
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Bur SJWs, Feminists, Liberal Progressives, and other left-wingers claim they need a safe space because words hurt them. I find they often have an allergy problem. When they are introduced into the truth about them and the universe, they usually get very allergic reactions to that and water their eyes and cry and go into their safe zone.

Yeah if someone is accused of cruising for underage girls and sexual harassment and rape it is these men:

Each one needs to step down and be investigated.

Rusty Foster once dressed up as Batman in his 20s and did red flag touches on children, there was a referee giving the red flag for each touch, which I don't understand? When I asked Rusty about it on Twitter he blocked me.

Later on Rusty claimed it was his twin brother Dusty who did all of that when the media asked him. Krusty was not available for comment but they are triplets.

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Created by United_Fools 3 days, 12 hours ago
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but the two above were a comedian and an alien in Star Wars; Roy Moore -is- was a Christian saint!

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Created by anonymous 3 days, 2 hours ago
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Princess Leia was supposed to be 16 years old as was Luke Skywalker in that movie Empire Strikes Back, they were 15 in A New Hope as Luke was not old enough to join The Empire so he flew speeders and shot wombats to get his mad skillz. They only accepted him into The Rebel Alliance because of his references from Princess Leia, and his pilot and shooting skills and Jedi Training.

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Created by United_Fools 3 days ago
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No, that alien was not Luke!

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