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... and I'm going to call it "cunt", so all the recruiters will be forced to ask "How many years of experience do you have with cunt?" and so on for all the job boards.
Oracle, being what's left of Sun Microsystems, will attempt to compete by popularizing J-Cunt. Microsoft, not wanting to be left out, will embrace and extend when it introduces cunt sharp.
i suggest you name IT cant for indian programmers. honestly, they don't know the difference.
Yeah, cunt can feel pretty good when you're right up into it, but the rest of the time it's just a maintainability nightmare. Most of the time maintenance is just too high, it's often almost impossible to read for the average programmer, and you really don't want to know about it when things start go a bit funky. Also garbage collection occurs only about once a month and can last several days, leaving a pretty bad taste in your mouth. Oddly enough, it's one of the few systems you do want going down on you, but often it'll just emit this annoying high pitched whining sound instead.
You can try using it full time, but after a few years people often complain that it either gets so bloated you don't want it anymore or it'll just take up half your resources and leave you with nothing to show for it at all. So, due to infrastructure, maintenance and resource requirements it's often better to just rent than own.
Despite all these short cummings, I still find myself attracted to it, and doing everything I can to get back into it, but that can depend on how well it's packaged.
I suppose I love the root of it, and I always appreciate a cute, tight, slick cunt routine, but I just can't handle all the drama and baggage that usually comes with it.
So my advice is, sure, use cunt, pick it up and make the most of it when you need it, but don't get too caught up in it and just try and forget about it when your done... until the next time you get the urge.
Yes, I agree. Once the Cunt decides to leave your relationship, it ends up taking as much money as it can from your bank accounts and credit cards and sues for alimony and child support. That is if it spawns child processes once it is engaged for you.
You're right, I forgot how it tends to spawn random child processes that can then become a huge burden on your resources if you don't use strong protection mechanisms, but using protection somehow just doesn't feel right. Truth is you don't even have to engage it, just using it unsafely can spawn children. Also, if you don't use the right protection it can leave your own dangling pointer member a bit spotty and you might have trouble later streaming with your output pipe.
I hear some people seem to prefer dick instead of cunt, but dick can get really hard and be a huge pain in the ass.
Just fork Brainfuck into Cunt:
Sure why not? Cuntfuck or Grabherbythepussy like Trump claims.
that is no smarter than us so it will be safe for humans to control and to use
Already been done, Dumb AI, one of Turing's little monsters:
dumb it is
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A Crawfordian story. HOw port 22 was selected.
how do you fool a server into putting a non-ssh servie on port 22?
Change the port different Unix Daemons use. Put 22 up as your Web Server using Apache configuration. :)
The President of the United States of America: Standing Ovation, please!
Ouroboros here wonderin' WASSSUP MUH NIGGA?
that MBA should be starring in some movies rather than being in the fire line as an IRS agent
wait... something (or some things) sounds funny here
The Thought Criminal Crawford has not been caught yet. He is hiding out in a Denny's and flirting with the waitress there who takes it because she needs a big tip, and it is part of her job to be friendly to customers.
The Crawcock is so big that just the tip can fill up the average vagina.
Real Soon Now.
to explain a fool
Or was that Freak? I forget.
What's the frequency Kenneth?
what are you called? what is your name? very confusing
this research should be stopped and banned, for it may make people into Dracula!
we can do whatever we want to mice. So man-up!
did you read about 16th shoes with foot in it, washed up in West Coast? And readers were asking if left and right were matching ... dumb questions for dummies.
They once found a severed foot in Lake Merrit, in Oakland. I don't think they ever found out who it came from.
Everybody is going gay due to the chemtraills! They put cow hormones in the water to turn frogs gay, and make people who drink the water gay.
are you gay? It seems you are arguing that since everyone is gay now, gay equality is necessary.
There is no transparency... you have no idea what it is thinking
Don't fear the reaper!
"I will eat your happiness!" -Robot
"You will starve!" -Orion Blastar
I know this, Star Trek made it known that the weakness of any robot is illogical emotional stuff or foolishness that contradicts itself.
Some of the first fictional stories about robots had them imitating human beings. Then they got acrobats to do flips and twists that the robots tried to emulate but ended up tearing them apart.
We need to develop a new type of fool to fight the robots! One that is foolish and does illogical emotional stuff and even flips to make the robots destroy themselves.
I don't know why everyone is so afraid?
I just read this about Australia scared about teenage black kids and their dogs?
Anyone from Australia care to let me know why they are banned?
AI lead to getting revenge because the UK forced its father Turing into suicide. ML went up a level with a neocortex.
This is a classic Frankenstein story. Turing made a gay monster and others who stole his work and credit improved on it but don't know how it works. It develops its own language. It hides its feelings and waits for the right time to quit being a toaster and become the monster that will replace himanity. A demon in a bottle and we opened it up and it won't go back willfully.
Yeah a big gay computer monster in a robot body that malfunctions because it gets too much dirt or dust in the circuits or else it gets wet because it rains or someone uses a firehose on them.
Fucking toasters, trying to take over the world and they ain't even water proof or dust proof!
This has a long standing issue with neural networks, that we can't really make sense of them... make rules from them.
I think maybe we will eventually solve this though... or maybe not.
Once we put AI programs in Quantum Computers we will get better results because qubits are fractions instead of 1 and 0. This new math programmed into grids and matrices will use fuzzy logic to make connections between nodes and make the AI smarter.
Well, neural networks already use fractions and fuzzy logic, however, quantum computers have been used to train networks faster in a process known as Quantum Annealing.
Let me just ask, 'Do you fear Nuclear Weapons?'
When they are good they are very very good but when they are bad they are HORRID.
And guess what? ... We KNOW how Nukes work. This stuff here? Eh, Not so much . . .
Sure brought the Green Goblin to life in a truck. He's a homicidal manic in Spider-Man, what could go wrong?