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22.00
Created by anonymous 1 day, 16 hours ago
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The weak should fear the strong!


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22.58
Created by MSNBC 3 days, 18 hours ago
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http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/illinois/article211467074.html

So they murder the boys like Mike Brown, and fuck the girls?


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20.00
Created by MSNBC 3 days, 18 hours ago
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https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/12/opinion/sunday/liberals-youre-not-as-smart-as-you-think-you-are.html

Fools think with their dicks and vaginas and smarties think with logic and reason.


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Created by FOXNews 2 days, 18 hours ago
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CNN,ABC,NBC,CBS, you are not even close


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Created by MSNBC 3 days, 19 hours ago
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Created by Mike_Crawford 3 days, 3 hours ago
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astro pulp at gmail com


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75.00
Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 16 hours ago
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For the second time in three weeks: Aphasia, at first just in my speech but later in my writing.

I hung you sorry lot out to dry so I could reserve my phone's juice for messaging with my lady.

That's the last time I leave home for the day without bringing my iFone charger.


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Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 16 hours ago
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My apologies, sometimes I have a brain like a squid.

My mom rang up my iToy then I told her not to worry, but then I told her everyone was convinced I was having a stroke at that very instant.

Mom was very supportive of me. She knows very well that her little Mikey is olde and greyye now.

They pumped me full of X-Ray day then gave me a CT scan - which the radiologist said was completely normal, so they sent me packing with a free bus ticket.

Three weeks ago I got an $$$$$$$ MRI - and that was completely normal too.

Tomorrow morning I managed to score a cancellation for my primary care physician; I will ask for a referral to an outpatient Neurologist.

Something about "I was in the Emergency Room twice" lit a fire under the appointment lady's ass.


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29.47
Created by MSNBC 5 days, 17 hours ago
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https://archive.is/LRe05

Facts of Hate that are True.


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31.00
Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 16 hours ago
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I personally believe that 9/11 was completely justified.

How many Iraqis died in the war? That were innocent civilians?

Both Libya and Syria were good places to live for the people that lived there, before the civil wars.


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11.00
Created by anonymous 4 days, 18 hours ago
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911 was an inside job by Left Twix! Right Twix told me so on Fox News!


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15.24
Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 23 hours ago
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"fuckpuffin"


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Created by MSNBC 3 days, 18 hours ago
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HR "Puffinstuff" sounds like a porno name but nope:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.R._Pufnstuf


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Created by CBSNEWS 6 days, 22 hours ago
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Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 16 hours ago
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My Asian lady asked me for some naughty pictures, so I stripped my clothes off then photographed myself in all my overweight, grey-haired glory.

"YOU'RE BIG!" she said.


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0.00
Created by Mike_Crawford 5 days, 16 hours ago
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Somebody actually did this to me once, but it was a somewhat chalky tasting cup of hot cocoa.

After I got checked out on the UCSC student shop I brought home some lathe turnings and put them between my roommate's sheets. When he got in bed his legs got slashed up. I expect he was picking sharp bits of metal out of his bed for days.

I apologize quite profusely; I had no idea it would be so bad for him. But he cheerfully claimed to forgive me.

The next evening he made us both a cup of hot cocoa.

And again the next evening.

This went on for a while when quite suddenly and completely out of nowhere:

HILARITY ENSUED

I thought my intestines were going to turn inside out. Murray was mortified, he too had no idea it would be so bad for me.

I'm gonna email the old bastard tomorrow evening to remind him of our student days, when finding a penny on the sidewalk meant that we were one cent closer to a small bag of rice.

He's a Civil Service Engineer at Naval Air Station Coronado, California. He always wanted to be a coder but the best he could get was QA. He was inspired by my father's work at Mare Island Naval Shipyard in Vallejo and so applied to be a Naval Software Engineer. He was snapped up instantly - then trained by the Navy.


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0.00
Created by MSNBC 6 days, 22 hours ago
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Her former boss Skeletor:

YEAH! SCREW YOUR RIGHTS!


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0.00
Created by CBSNEWS 6 days, 22 hours ago
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Don't talk about HHD's Muffin, she has a baby now.


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